11/11

In Germany the 11th of the 11th (11th of November) marks the begin of the carnival season. Carnival is mainly in, but not limited to, Colognge and the surrounding area. Carnival generally ends sometime between the 4th of February and the 10th of March. The carnival season is often considered to be the "5th Season".

Activities on and after 11/11 include:

-Drinking
-Dressing up and going to a parade
-Drinking
-Listening to cheesy carnival songs
-Drinking

by Phil November 12, 2006

auswitchz

A city in eastern Europe, infamously known as the center for the Nazi, "final solution."

This train of Jews is headed for the chimneys at auswitchz.

by phil February 3, 2005

cock-salad

3 or more dicks fitting into a girls mouth at once.

<dude 1> hey what was that thing we gave to Stephanie K. last night?
<dude 2> we fed her a cock salad
<dude 1> lol
<dude 2> lol

by phil May 10, 2004

chronic

Subject to a habit or pattern of behavior for a long time: a chronic liar.


origin-French chronique, from Latin chronicus, from Greek khronikos, of time, from khronos, time.

andrew chronically dives in kaylas muff

by phil November 28, 2003

philandclaytonhipness

a form of 'way of life'.. everything that is hip and cool in life is made by these 2 guys..the hipness cult which only hip people can understand..it would take a human mind years 2 comprehend the hipnesss laws of these two..handshake often follows greetings

omgosh its clayton and phil..they so hip!

i feel a heaviness of hipness in the air...clayton and phil must b around...

that handshake so cool!!

the humidity in the air is 20% and hipness is at 200% in areas that phil and clayton are in

by phil March 15, 2005

brociole

huge penis

girls love the braciole

by phil June 22, 2004

software engineering

One of the most pointless principles in the field of computer science. Entails nothing but common sense applied to programming, and generally takes up too much of your time to create stupid diagrams so people less intelligent than yourself can understand how it fits together.

Software engineering was the stupidest class I had to take in college, it reminded me of the kind of work my friends in the School of Business do.

by Phil October 16, 2004