Phil's definitions

Bald Benny

A rash on a girls recently shaven twat caused by stubble rubbing on a mans large gut

"My girlfriend had the nastiest bald benny after hours of sex"

by phil September 21, 2004

bishoujo

a name from japanese animation that means a beautiful girl.

what's her name? she's bishoujo!

by Phil March 6, 2004

boofasten

Created during an intense game of scrabble, this word connotes curiosity, monkies, ridiculousness, and pure ambiguity.

Person 1: Did you just say boofasten?
Person 2: Yeah, you know, boofasten.

by Phil February 17, 2005

brang

The tiny occasional ring in someone's head that occurs for no apparent reason. Kinda like a long, high pitched beep.

Brain + ring

Aw, man i wasnt payin attention, I had a brang.

by Phil November 7, 2004

phish

a band trying to recreate the spontaneity of a dead show. the songs are weak, jamming has it's moments,psychedelia cannot be force- fed. wow! they can play on trampolines. does nothing for my trip.

phish sucks

by phil January 25, 2004

dip

a big wad of chewing tobacco in your jaw

gimme a dip you honkey

by phil February 5, 2003

coon poon

the nice tight, moist vagina of an african american girl usually between 100-110 lbs.

although not intended to be a racial phrase, it is rooted in anti-nonchristianity.

by Phil January 27, 2005