Phil's definitions

Paint Thinner

Really cheap hootch usually sold in enormous glass or plastic jugs. Because of it's high alcohol content and bad taste it could be compared to paint thinner.

Damn, I only have 10 bucks. It'll be enough for some paint thinner though.

by Phil November 5, 2006

xenosaga

a video game for the playstation 2. developed by the vatican and published by namco. it is notorious for it's horribly slow gameplay and storyline. you play 2 hours worth of battles (had there been no battles, 3 minutes of game map) and watch extremely boring and long cutscenes about how if you don't believe in the christian god you are something called the gnosis, followed by extremely blatant references to religion.

it's a surprise the pope approved this game since all the angels are gay and everyone knows gay people are sinners

by Phil September 17, 2006

makak

1. Specific sort of Monkey
2. Racist word in Belgium for people from coloured origins, and Immigrants.

Hey makak
Vuile makak

by Phil May 27, 2006

bur

slang term for a beer

Johnny: Hey man, will you grab me a bur out of the fridge?

by phil May 26, 2006

assbomb

a girl with a NICE ass

Guy 1: britney spears is teh assbomb!
Guy 2: dude, that was like 7 years ago
Guy 1: i'm lonely, aren't i?

by Phil December 28, 2005

Electile Dysfunction (ED)

The state of impotence and abject disinterest toward the political elective process.

I ain't gonna vote, I can't -- got ED.
ED?
Electile Dysfunction (ED). Had it since Regan.

by Phil November 30, 2005

poke

to have,want to, or plan to have sex

i told the girl i wanted to poke so she said i could poke after school so i did.

by Phil September 15, 2005