Phil's definitions

Linux

A highly stable OS designed for the most elite of computer users. Apparantly it is often dissed on by computer newbies and gamers who think that is is an inferior operating system. There aren't many games for it, hence the reason computer gamers dislike it. And lazy bums don't like it because you actually have to do some work to install something. Or even read a readme file god-forbid! Newbies hate it because it helps eliminate 'clicky-clicky-clicky', the repetitive disease most windows users suffer (which is also apparantly addictive). Linux machines take up a very good portion of all network servers, and due to their stability - companies that use these systems rarely suffer from downtime. Because of these features, Linux is perfect for both businesses and geeks alike. It is also much more cost effiecient, see below.

Price comparision:
Windoze XP - $100-200
Windoze 2000 Pro - $180
Windoze 2000 server - $900 +
Windoze 2000 Advanced server - $1200+
Linux box set with documentation and official CDs - $20 - $70
Linux (any distro) - Free download

Woot! Look at that penguin go!

by Phil April 6, 2003

senny

Likes making docks, and selling hot dogs.

Sen stands in his store and repeats "Buy my dog, Buy my dog, Buy my dog."

by Phil March 27, 2003

senny

Sen likes to eat yambag.

Sen cried when the cat ate the yambag first.

by Phil March 27, 2003

Badassness

Quality of being a badass

"Splinter Cell's Sam Fisher's Badassness is of a higher quality than MGSs Solid Snake."

by Phil March 16, 2003

shovel kick

A Flat Footed kick. The most embarising way to receive a kick. By turning one foot 90 degree, thus opening it up to deliver the blow.

I shovel kicked Farley in the nuts last weekend, he went down like a fag.

by phil March 2, 2003

tank

A fat bastard. One who is severly disfigured in the midsection.

John's getting so fat, he looks like a tank!

by phil March 2, 2003

shitpile

A pile of feces.

Farley is a steaming shitpile!

by phil March 2, 2003