Phil's definitions

philandclaytonhipness

a form of 'way of life'.. everything that is hip and cool in life is made by these 2 guys..the hipness cult which only hip people can understand..it would take a human mind years 2 comprehend the hipnesss laws of these two..handshake often follows greetings

omgosh its clayton and phil..they so hip!

i feel a heaviness of hipness in the air...clayton and phil must b around...

that handshake so cool!!

the humidity in the air is 20% and hipness is at 200% in areas that phil and clayton are in

by phil March 15, 2005

relacore

Means a food is spicy. When you say a food is hot, you do not know if they mean temperature hot or spicy hot.

This burrito is relacore.

by Phil October 28, 2004

dungfunnel

to insert the penis into a womans, or mans, anus

She takes it up the dungfunnel

by phil April 3, 2005

Jilf

Japanese I'd Like To Fuck

jilf jilf jilf jilf!!!

by phil April 20, 2005

Clampet

A fuckin jerk off, dumb Person

George W Bush

by Phil July 7, 2003

Yonkers

The backyard of the Bronx. Population 200,000, 18 square miles.

McLean Avenue divides Yonkers from the Bronx.

by Phil January 25, 2004

cock eyed bitch

shifty or crazy eyes due to a tragic moment.

one time i was at this party with my friend josh and he was looking at this guys girlfriend in a very friendly and lovable manor, i thought nothing about it, but her boyfriend did, he called my friend a "cock knocker" and shoved a lamp up my friends ass, he was in so much pain or pleasure he went cross eyed. he has never recovered from that tragic moment.

by phil March 9, 2004