cock eyed bitch

shifty or crazy eyes due to a tragic moment.
one time i was at this party with my friend josh and he was looking at this guys girlfriend in a very friendly and lovable manor, i thought nothing about it, but her boyfriend did, he called my friend a "cock knocker" and shoved a lamp up my friends ass, he was in so much pain or pleasure he went cross eyed. he has never recovered from that tragic moment.
by phil March 09, 2004
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ho-oh

an exclaimation shouted during sex with a ho. usually shouted before orgasm
"oh yes. suck my nuts. i'm almost there. yes. hooooooo-oooooooooohh!!!! (cums)"
by Phil January 22, 2005
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boofasten

Created during an intense game of scrabble, this word connotes curiosity, monkies, ridiculousness, and pure ambiguity.
Person 1: Did you just say boofasten?
Person 2: Yeah, you know, boofasten.
by Phil February 17, 2005
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phish

a band trying to recreate the spontaneity of a dead show. the songs are weak, jamming has it's moments,psychedelia cannot be force- fed. wow! they can play on trampolines. does nothing for my trip.
phish sucks
by phil January 25, 2004
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dip

by phil February 05, 2003
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Frinton

Frinton is a small boring seaside town in essex that is stuck in a time warp, it is chav infested thop none of them are hard. when the streets arn't being partrolled by chavs they are being partrolled old ladies
I used to have the misfortune of living in Frinton!
instead of Im bored you say :im Frintoned
by Phil February 04, 2005
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