Jilf

jilf jilf jilf jilf!!!
by phil April 20, 2005
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happy freddy

A mythical creature seldom seen in the civilized world. Its cousin, the Grumpy Freddy, however can be found in abundance on car lots and in the conference rooms of America.
I could not beleive it, I actually saw a happy Freddy yesterday, but soon he vanished and all that was left was a grumpy freddy.
by phil January 18, 2005
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har...

when something just isnt funny...when its plain fucking lame..
"hahahaha what dumbasses they spelled burger king 'buger kin'"

"har dude...har"
by phil April 25, 2005
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mouse arrest

Mouse arrest begins when your cordless mouse batteries die and ends when you get off your fat ass and get more batteries.
I was about to frag that n00b from behind all sneak-attack style but then I entered mouse arrest.
by Phil August 29, 2007
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Middle School (Slut)

20% of all middle school aged girls. contrary to what the above cunts said, they don't give head. they're just cockteases
I wanted to pounce that MS slut but she denied me because she won't give it up until college. oh well, who wants an underdeveloped twat anyway?
by Phil January 28, 2005
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Emo kid

A little emotional pussy that sits there all fucking morose for no reason other than it is the IN thing to do, It's now cool to be a pathitc little fuck
A lot of the little pussies you see these days.
by Phil February 13, 2005
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fuckery

When something bad or irritating has happened to you, by a mistake of yourself or some other incompetent fool.
*Knocks over paint on to new carpet/cat*
"Ah Fuckery"

*Knocks over a coat rack in a shop"
"Fucking, Fuckery"
by Phil December 20, 2003
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