A mythical creature seldom seen in the civilized world. Its cousin, the Grumpy Freddy, however can be found in abundance on car lots and in the conference rooms of America.
I could not beleive it, I actually saw a happy Freddy yesterday, but soon he vanished and all that was left was a grumpy freddy.
by phil January 18, 2005
by phil April 25, 2005
Mouse arrest begins when your cordless mouse batteries die and ends when you get off your fat ass and get more batteries.
by Phil August 29, 2007
20% of all middle school aged girls. contrary to what the above cunts said, they don't give head. they're just cockteases
I wanted to pounce that MS slut but she denied me because she won't give it up until college. oh well, who wants an underdeveloped twat anyway?
by Phil January 28, 2005
A little emotional pussy that sits there all fucking morose for no reason other than it is the IN thing to do, It's now cool to be a pathitc little fuck
by Phil February 13, 2005
When something bad or irritating has happened to you, by a mistake of yourself or some other incompetent fool.
*Knocks over paint on to new carpet/cat*
"Ah Fuckery"
*Knocks over a coat rack in a shop"
"Fucking, Fuckery"
"Ah Fuckery"
*Knocks over a coat rack in a shop"
"Fucking, Fuckery"
by Phil December 20, 2003