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Definitions by Phi

because i have a penis 

what a man says if he doesn't want to do something that is deemed woman's work, suck as ironing his shirts, or picking up after himself. Sexist when said to a woman, blatantly insulting when said to a male (your questioning his manhood in a very homo-phobic/sexist way).
Woman, i don't cook my own dinner because i have a penis.
because i have a penis by phi December 5, 2004

one hit wonder 

1)a band that has had only (I shouldn't say only, since most bands never have a successful song) one song that was a commercial sucess.
2)A song which was the only success of the band that played it.
3)A strain of marajuanna grow in Southern California (San Diego's north county) which is so potent that one hit will get you more high than you have ever been before.
1)Men without hats
2)"Saftey Dance" by men without hats
3)Like train wreck X 1000
one hit wonder by phi December 5, 2004

turtle face

The appropriate insult for somone who is such a dickhead that they make posts or define words under somone else's name.
Look at phi's definitions of pup, fo eva, and slutbag. Phi did not write those, it was some turtle face.
turtle face by phi December 4, 2004

you spit like a camel 

An insult to arabs that spit often. Insulting racially because camels are from arabia.
Hey Mohammed, You spit like a camel and your mother exposes heerself to men that are not her husband or immediate family.
you spit like a camel by phi December 4, 2004

whiz quiz 

British slang for a drug test. It's not whiz test you fucking non-brit morons.
I lost my job because I tested positive for marijuanna on my whiz quiz.
whiz quiz by phi November 28, 2004

puppy kicker 

A term for a person that is extremly mean or sadistic, because kicking a puppy is the lowest and cruelest thing in the world.
My english teacher gave me a 5,000 word essay due on Friday. What a fucking puppy kicker!
puppy kicker by phi April 25, 2004

pornography

Explicit descriptions, picture, and/or video of sexual acts. Some people may consider it offensive, but many consider it to be a useful tool for masturbation.
When I went to Peoplefuckingeachother.com I saw some pornography.
pornography by phi April 25, 2004