skittle's triad

Skittle's triad is a disorder marked by ovarian chocolate cysts, strawberry cervix, and raspberry labia especially seen in women with the following; excessive menses, syphilis, and herpes.

Maricon had a bout with skittle's triad last summer

by Phenomally January 29, 2007

queefing cunt syndrome

Queefing cunt syndrome (QCS) is a rare disorder acquired by dirty bitches who smear it foward and are prone to bacterial infections especially caused by clostridium perfringens, an organism that causes gas gangrene in infected tissue.

Maricon had an incredible bout with queefing cunt syndrome last spring.

by Phenomally January 29, 2007

testiclectomy

The emasculation of a male by his own cowardice...especially when the phobia is not represented even at the toddler level.

Krazy Karl received a testiclectomy when the clown suprised him making Karl soil himself.

by Phenomally December 12, 2006

UTP

An acronym for "Under the pillow"

Night soil and Cunties McBitch enjoy all their activities UTP.

by Phenomally January 16, 2007

beef hammer

A euphemism for penis

That is a diseased beef hammer

by Phenomally December 23, 2006

dilability

The eaze of a dildo entering an anus

Maricon scored a 5 out of 5 on the dilability scale

by Phenomally January 29, 2007

nerdrection

A literal sexual arousal induced by esoteric hobbies not appreciated by a reality loving populus.

Yo krazy karl gets a nerdrection whenever he watches starwars.

by Phenomally December 8, 2006