dork snorkler

Any fruitcake who likes to slurp the man-gravy.

Elton John is such a dork snorkler.

by Phartman July 09, 2004

Nut Smore

You lay a piece of toilet paper down then take a dump then nut on it then lay a piece of tp on top.

Macala used the bathroom after me and saw my nut smore.

by Phartman November 08, 2012

spleege

Racking your scrote on a bicycle.

As I wiped out, I spleeged on my bike.

by Phartman July 09, 2004

pimplestiltskin

Another term for any male who engages in unprotected sex while knowingly having genital warts. (sounds like Rumplestiltskin)

Grab the beer, Pimplestiltskin is here!!!

by Phartman July 09, 2004

William Shatnered

When you drink too much alcohol you pass out.

I got "William Shatnered" last New Years Eve.

by Phartman December 24, 2009

snafter

When a male picks his dirty underwear up and sniffs them to see if theyre clean enough to still wear.

Dude Im gonna have to snafter because all my stuffs dirty!

by Phartman July 09, 2004