Definitions by Phartman

dork snorkler 

Any fruitcake who likes to slurp the man-gravy.

Elton John is such a dork snorkler.

dork snorkler by Phartman July 9, 2004

grease cakes 

A slow, dim-witted young man by the name of Mike Peterson. He likes to pork overweight older women with paunches.

Grease cakes is coming over! Hide your folks!

grease cakes by Phartman July 9, 2004

H and H 

Actually Ancient Age, a kind of cheap bourbon whiskey sold in Iowa.

Lets grab some H and H when John comes over.

H and H by Phartman July 9, 2004

corculis punjai 

The nasty infected cheese surrounding your toes.

Dude, I have to start treating my corculis punjai.

corculis punjai by Phartman July 9, 2004

spleege 

Racking your scrote on a bicycle.

As I wiped out, I spleeged on my bike.

spleege by Phartman July 9, 2004

snafter 

When a male picks his dirty underwear up and sniffs them to see if theyre clean enough to still wear.

Dude Im gonna have to snafter because all my stuffs dirty!

snafter by Phartman July 9, 2004