Phartman's definitions

pimplestiltskin

Another term for any male who engages in unprotected sex while knowingly having genital warts. (sounds like Rumplestiltskin)

Grab the beer, Pimplestiltskin is here!!!

by Phartman July 9, 2004

Skunt

Basically a skanky cunt. Any female who would fuck your boyfriend/husband then brag to her other slutty friends about it. Any woman with multiple std's. Most of the women who went to Des Moines East.

Tiff slapped that skunt because she slept with her man.

by Phartman January 12, 2010

grease cakes

A slow, dim-witted young man by the name of Mike Peterson. He likes to pork overweight older women with paunches.

Grease cakes is coming over! Hide your folks!

by Phartman July 9, 2004

corculis punjai

The nasty infected cheese surrounding your toes.

Dude, I have to start treating my corculis punjai.

by Phartman July 9, 2004

sex down

To engage in intercourse with any female numerous times as primarily a booty call.

How's it goin Kimmy-sex-down?

by Phartman July 9, 2004

Deece

Something that excites.

Gina's tits are real deece.

by Phartman April 8, 2009