Deece

Gina's tits are real deece.
by Phartman April 08, 2009
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Stink Star

When Carl pulled his pants down to moon everyone, we could all see his stink star.
by Phartman December 24, 2009
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dork snorkler

Any fruitcake who likes to slurp the man-gravy.
Elton John is such a dork snorkler.
by Phartman July 10, 2004
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snafter

When a male picks his dirty underwear up and sniffs them to see if theyre clean enough to still wear.
Dude Im gonna have to snafter because all my stuffs dirty!
by Phartman July 10, 2004
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corculis punjai

The nasty infected cheese surrounding your toes.
Dude, I have to start treating my corculis punjai.
by Phartman July 10, 2004
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H and H

Actually Ancient Age, a kind of cheap bourbon whiskey sold in Iowa.
Lets grab some H and H when John comes over.
by Phartman July 10, 2004
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Sergeant Slapnuts

A person who open-handedly slaps your ballsack when you are not looking.
Sergeant Slapnuts nailed Dweazy square in his ballbag causing him to writhe in pain.
by Phartman March 03, 2011
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