Phartman's definitions

Private Punchcock

A game where someone hits another in the ding-a-ling rather solidly while the other person is not looking.

Scotty B and Dweazy enjoyed a nice game of Private Punchcock.

by Phartman March 18, 2011

William Shatnered

When you drink too much alcohol you pass out.

I got "William Shatnered" last New Years Eve.

by Phartman December 24, 2009

Stink Star

A butthole.

When Carl pulled his pants down to moon everyone, we could all see his stink star.

by Phartman December 24, 2009

Nut Smore

You lay a piece of toilet paper down then take a dump then nut on it then lay a piece of tp on top.

Macala used the bathroom after me and saw my nut smore.

by Phartman November 8, 2012

dork snorkler

Any fruitcake who likes to slurp the man-gravy.

Elton John is such a dork snorkler.

by Phartman July 9, 2004

snafter

When a male picks his dirty underwear up and sniffs them to see if theyre clean enough to still wear.

Dude Im gonna have to snafter because all my stuffs dirty!

by Phartman July 9, 2004

Sergeant Slapnuts

A person who open-handedly slaps your ballsack when you are not looking.

Sergeant Slapnuts nailed Dweazy square in his ballbag causing him to writhe in pain.

by Phartman March 18, 2011