Neapolitan Icecream

A creampie by a white guy in a black chick. (strawberry is the pussy, chocolate is the girl, and vanilla is the white guy.)

I just had some Neapolitan Icecream the other night with Halle Berry!

by Phartman April 08, 2009

H and H

Actually Ancient Age, a kind of cheap bourbon whiskey sold in Iowa.

Lets grab some H and H when John comes over.

by Phartman July 09, 2004

Sergeant Slapnuts

A person who open-handedly slaps your ballsack when you are not looking.

Sergeant Slapnuts nailed Dweazy square in his ballbag causing him to writhe in pain.

by Phartman March 18, 2011

corculis punjai

The nasty infected cheese surrounding your toes.

Dude, I have to start treating my corculis punjai.

by Phartman July 09, 2004

Stink Star

A butthole.

When Carl pulled his pants down to moon everyone, we could all see his stink star.

by Phartman December 24, 2009

Grumper

Any toilet, outhouse or fecal collecting area.

Drew just laid a lincoln log in Cab's grumper.

by Phartman February 28, 2013

Skunt

Basically a skanky cunt. Any female who would fuck your boyfriend/husband then brag to her other slutty friends about it. Any woman with multiple std's. Most of the women who went to Des Moines East.

Tiff slapped that skunt because she slept with her man.

by Phartman January 12, 2010