Hawful

When something is awful but funny at the same time and you want to say "that's aaawful" but you laugh while saying it.
oh noooo, that kid just dropped his ice cream scoop on the ground and now he's crying - that's hawful.
by PetiteSaucisse July 19, 2022
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blahnde

A good looking blonde that never stops talking, i.e. goes "blah, blah, blah" rooting from the original term, "blonde" where a blonde goes "on and on".
Fuck, here comes another blahnde coming to steal our men.
by PetiteSaucisse November 16, 2021
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Fattologist

or Fattologista (f). A person who studies fat bodies (or things) as well as related sociological and cultural phenomena. n.b. The term should be pronounced in italian, particularly the "fatto" part of the word.
As a young girl with hypothyroidism and lifelong fat-experience made her a fattologista by default.
by PetiteSaucisse November 16, 2021
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moche-mignon

Adjective
/mɔʃ/ - /ˈmɪnjɒn/
A compound word in french for "ugly-cute" often used to describe animals, people, and/or inanimate objects which upon first glance appear ugly, but upon further examination are kind of...cute. E.g. a bulgy-eyed chihuahua, most pugs, B.J. Novak, buck teeth.
That dog on the street had a lower jaw sticking out like a boat too far ashore, but I wouldn't mind adopting one like that, it's kinda moche-mignon.
by PetiteSaucisse October 28, 2021
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Collapsaurus

A collapsed overweight (or obsese) person due to prolonged, excessive physical activity. A portmanteau of the words "collapse" and "saurus" originating from various dinosaur species.
Exhausted from the steep ride up to the TV tower at Mont Pèlerin, she stopped her bike and face planted onto a field of dandylions, like the collapsaurus she was.
by PetiteSaucisse October 28, 2021
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Lyndsey Lemon

An anagram of the name Lyndon Emsley, a British chemist specialising in solid-state nuclear magnetic resonance spectroscopy.
Wondering how Lyndsey Lemon likes the new 1GHz magnet from Bruker.
by PetiteSaucisse October 13, 2021
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Paperback princess

A girly-girl (sometimes referred to as princess) who has a “soft cover” in reference to her sweet disposition and general agreeability. Like a paperback novel, she is conveniently carried around and brought up when there’s time to kill. That is to say, the paperback princess is undervalued by society and often overlooked for the pages and generalized by the cover.

A play on the children’s book title “Paperbag Princess” by Robert Munsch. The paperback princess, much like the paper bag princess overcomes her sweetness and naivety to rescue spare herself from wasting time on a loser guy.
Jared’s gone and found himself another paperback princess - I wonder how longs it’s going to take her to realize he’s a total prick.
by PetiteSaucisse November 16, 2021
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