Definitions by Petergozinya
Monster Counter
A dude that likes to walk through crowds and count on his fingers the number of ugly or fat chicks he comes across is referred to as a Monster Counter.
1) When the old biker wasn't riding scooters or sharpening knives he enjoyed being a Monster Counter while strolling through the zoo on Tuesdays.
2) The Monster Counter was known by the others as being on the receiving end of the angry pirate.
3) The Monster Counter is believed to have a tatoo of the rope wrapped around his mobley nut sack.
2) The Monster Counter was known by the others as being on the receiving end of the angry pirate.
3) The Monster Counter is believed to have a tatoo of the rope wrapped around his mobley nut sack.
Monster Counter by Petergozinya June 6, 2009
Zealot Rose
A person who use others for their own personal gains, often times involving minors in grand theft felonies. Rude, white trash, hillbilly, fanny pack wearing asshat.
1) When the Zealot Rose left the project once and for all, there was no need to be aware of your surroundings near misplaced spitoon cups.
2) The Zealot Rose geniused himself right out of the project.
3) The Alfster easily trapped the Zealot Rose and
the rope and his sidekick danced with joy.
2) The Zealot Rose geniused himself right out of the project.
3) The Alfster easily trapped the Zealot Rose and
the rope and his sidekick danced with joy.
Zealot Rose by Petergozinya June 5, 2009
snidisized
When looking for clues to a riddle or puzzle backfires on a person and causes the clueless person to be the object of attention.
1) Jeremy thought he was so smart until he dug so deep into the mystery at work that he inadvertently got his {ppmo} buddy Brian in trouble for the accident. Should have left well enough alone instead of getting himself snidisized.
2) I wish I could have been there when the {zole} {snidisized} the {kpi} program by telling everybody to " Check this out".
3) Do you think the "Mad Bomber" at the school was really the kid that got sent away or do you think that he was snidisized by the {Alfster}.
2) I wish I could have been there when the {zole} {snidisized} the {kpi} program by telling everybody to " Check this out".
3) Do you think the "Mad Bomber" at the school was really the kid that got sent away or do you think that he was snidisized by the {Alfster}.
snidisized by Petergozinya June 4, 2009
Alfster
1) A mythical urban superhero who haunts inner ring suburbs righting wrongs by infiltrating and undermining groups of menaces to society and rendering them mindless with his tricks.
2) A mindgamer who plays to the outer extremes.
3) Someone who feigns mental weakness or naivety to gain an opponents confidence.
2) A mindgamer who plays to the outer extremes.
3) Someone who feigns mental weakness or naivety to gain an opponents confidence.
1)"We thought the Alfster was just one of us until he disappeared leaving us with a headache and empty wallets. On top of all of that he ended up with all of our women by the end of the night."
2) Only an Alfster could have fooled me that bad. I feel like a real asshole now. Hopefully my head will be unscrambled after I collect my thoughts."
3) The Alfster proceeded to take all their money and donate it to a childrens orphanage after winning the poker game which he proceeded to win after pretending to be deaf.
2) Only an Alfster could have fooled me that bad. I feel like a real asshole now. Hopefully my head will be unscrambled after I collect my thoughts."
3) The Alfster proceeded to take all their money and donate it to a childrens orphanage after winning the poker game which he proceeded to win after pretending to be deaf.
Alfster by Petergozinya May 26, 2009
Sweetseats
A ticket broker who can sell concert tickets for prime seats while collecting wages at his day job which makes it "sweet" for him and "sweet" for the person getting the deal on the seats at great concerts.
Sweetseats got himself fired for selling Garth Brooks tickets when the IT Dept at his employer presented evidence to the troll in HR.
Sweetseats by Petergozinya May 25, 2009
Drop Rubber
"Drop Rubber" is the term for knocking someone out with a punch to the head.Dropping the person to the ground like a used rubber.
When the crowd chanted "Drop Rubber" Dale proceeded to punch the drunk in the head and dropped him like a used rubber.
Drop Rubber by Petergozinya May 20, 2009