Petergozinya's definitions
Charlie Sheen is known to have Tiger Blood running through his veins because he can party with the best of them.
Charlie learned all he knows about drinking, drugs, and women from the Alfster.
Charlie learned all he knows about drinking, drugs, and women from the Alfster.
by Petergozinya March 17, 2011
Get the Tiger Bloodmug. 1) A person who throws rocks at you or your property from a distance and then runs away.
2) A person who likes to play "poke the bear" with people who he thinks will take it lightly and laugh it off.
2) A person who likes to play "poke the bear" with people who he thinks will take it lightly and laugh it off.
1) The young Rocksama wantsama enjoyed throwing rocks from the suburban bridge onto boats parked in the marina below.
2) When the Rocksama wantsama toyed with the old shitter pump mechanic he was promptly hit across the back of the head with a shovel. He then went to cry about it to the dude who had the office duck collection.
2) When the Rocksama wantsama toyed with the old shitter pump mechanic he was promptly hit across the back of the head with a shovel. He then went to cry about it to the dude who had the office duck collection.
by Petergozinya May 20, 2010
Get the Rocksama wantsamamug. When looking for clues to a riddle or puzzle backfires on a person and causes the clueless person to be the object of attention.
1) Jeremy thought he was so smart until he dug so deep into the mystery at work that he inadvertently got his {ppmo} buddy Brian in trouble for the accident. Should have left well enough alone instead of getting himself snidisized.
2) I wish I could have been there when the {zole} {snidisized} the {kpi} program by telling everybody to " Check this out".
3) Do you think the "Mad Bomber" at the school was really the kid that got sent away or do you think that he was snidisized by the {Alfster}.
2) I wish I could have been there when the {zole} {snidisized} the {kpi} program by telling everybody to " Check this out".
3) Do you think the "Mad Bomber" at the school was really the kid that got sent away or do you think that he was snidisized by the {Alfster}.
by Petergozinya June 4, 2009
Get the snidisizedmug. To take and fling an old ball bearing at another drivers windshield while on the highway during an act of road rage.
Right before he swerved off the road into the embankment, the tattooed biker decided to fling a bearing at the soccer mom driver in the minivan who accidentally cut him off on the highway. Afterwards the biker woke up in a hospital bed with the television tuned in to the cartoon channel.
by Petergozinya June 7, 2009
Get the fling a bearingmug. A dude that likes to walk through crowds and count on his fingers the number of ugly or fat chicks he comes across is referred to as a Monster Counter.
1) When the old biker wasn't riding scooters or sharpening knives he enjoyed being a Monster Counter while strolling through the zoo on Tuesdays.
2) The Monster Counter was known by the others as being on the receiving end of the angry pirate.
3) The Monster Counter is believed to have a tatoo of the rope wrapped around his mobley nut sack.
2) The Monster Counter was known by the others as being on the receiving end of the angry pirate.
3) The Monster Counter is believed to have a tatoo of the rope wrapped around his mobley nut sack.
by Petergozinya June 6, 2009
Get the Monster Countermug. A lunchboxer is a guy who brings a lunch to work with him that his wife lovingly prepared for him with his favorite foods. A lunchboxer is usually a more mature knowledgeable worker in contrast to the generation x worker who eats week old dog food out of the vending machine in the truckers lounge just so his wife can get 10 more minutes of sleep.
Old Schooler: "This sure is a good salami and swiss sandwich that my wife packed me today!"
Irish Kid: " Oh quit being such a lunchboxer and showing off. I have to eat another one of these "Paulaburgers" because they are the only items left in the machine again!"
Irish Kid: " Oh quit being such a lunchboxer and showing off. I have to eat another one of these "Paulaburgers" because they are the only items left in the machine again!"
by Petergozinya June 10, 2009
Get the lunchboxermug. 1) A mythical urban superhero who haunts inner ring suburbs righting wrongs by infiltrating and undermining groups of menaces to society and rendering them mindless with his tricks.
2) A mindgamer who plays to the outer extremes.
3) Someone who feigns mental weakness or naivety to gain an opponents confidence.
2) A mindgamer who plays to the outer extremes.
3) Someone who feigns mental weakness or naivety to gain an opponents confidence.
1)"We thought the Alfster was just one of us until he disappeared leaving us with a headache and empty wallets. On top of all of that he ended up with all of our women by the end of the night."
2) Only an Alfster could have fooled me that bad. I feel like a real asshole now. Hopefully my head will be unscrambled after I collect my thoughts."
3) The Alfster proceeded to take all their money and donate it to a childrens orphanage after winning the poker game which he proceeded to win after pretending to be deaf.
2) Only an Alfster could have fooled me that bad. I feel like a real asshole now. Hopefully my head will be unscrambled after I collect my thoughts."
3) The Alfster proceeded to take all their money and donate it to a childrens orphanage after winning the poker game which he proceeded to win after pretending to be deaf.
by Petergozinya May 26, 2009
Get the Alfstermug.