that short-lived personal satisfaction you get just after upgrading your software to the latest version
oh what an upgrade high I'm on - I'm now running the latest version of Skype, BBM and BB Sync for Mac. Pity it will only last a few days...
by Peter Greenwall June 02, 2011
Example 1:
I don't know what to do - my boyfriend can't stop turning his head at anything in a short dress and stilettos. I find it really humiliating.
ah yes, go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then adjust his horndog settings to what you'd like them to be
Example 2:
what are we going to do about the energy crisis and global warming?
go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings', click on 'energy efficiency' and then next to that you'll see 'make the world a lot more energy efficient'
Example 3:
How do I stop my boyfriend from farting so much?
go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then 'flatulence'...
I don't know what to do - my boyfriend can't stop turning his head at anything in a short dress and stilettos. I find it really humiliating.
ah yes, go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then adjust his horndog settings to what you'd like them to be
Example 2:
what are we going to do about the energy crisis and global warming?
go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings', click on 'energy efficiency' and then next to that you'll see 'make the world a lot more energy efficient'
Example 3:
How do I stop my boyfriend from farting so much?
go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then 'flatulence'...
by Peter Greenwall February 15, 2011
the modern rebranding of reciprocity in transactional relationships, where the give and take is crystal clear: he offers finance security, or unsolicited display of affection (random dic pic) and she offers her... well assets. Think of it as the mutual exchange economy for trophy vibes and bedroom favours
Dude, I paid for her nails, dinner and that surprise spa day - don't you think a little #recipussity is fair?
by Peter Greenwall December 12, 2024
(adj.) The uncanny ability to observe your surroundings with a totally innocent yet undeniably pervy undertone. Whether it’s clocking every gym bro flexing in a tank top, side-eyeing that audaciously short skirt, or mentally cataloging every exposed tattoo in sight, you just have an eye for noticing sexiness wherever you go
Often accompanied by a running internal monologue:
“Is that even legal to wear in public?!”
“OMG, is it me, or is everyone else this obspervant?”
Often accompanied by a running internal monologue:
“Is that even legal to wear in public?!”
“OMG, is it me, or is everyone else this obspervant?”
“I wasn’t creeping, I’m just naturally #Obspervant.”
Warning: High levels of #Obspervant behavior may lead to embarrassing slip-ups like audibly gasping at someone’s daring outfit. Proceed with caution and sunglasses.
Warning: High levels of #Obspervant behavior may lead to embarrassing slip-ups like audibly gasping at someone’s daring outfit. Proceed with caution and sunglasses.
by Peter Greenwall November 10, 2024
the hot topic of the day - referring to the twitter use of the '#' symbol to address a specific topic
e.g. 1: hey tweeps what's going on? what's the hashtag dejour?
e.g. 2: I will not tweet anything cynical about the hashtag dejour if you tell me which channel the royal wedding is NOT on
e.g. 2: I will not tweet anything cynical about the hashtag dejour if you tell me which channel the royal wedding is NOT on
by Peter Greenwall April 29, 2011
Leon: hey how did your date go with that girl you met on facebook?
Peter: Holy crap dude, complete date rip!! She gets nailed on 3 mojitos, orders the seafood platter, bitched about all her cheap friends, doesn't even offer to pay when the bill comes, and then when I take her home she blows me a kiss and says 'call me'.
Peter: Holy crap dude, complete date rip!! She gets nailed on 3 mojitos, orders the seafood platter, bitched about all her cheap friends, doesn't even offer to pay when the bill comes, and then when I take her home she blows me a kiss and says 'call me'.
by Peter Greenwall January 22, 2010
Jackie: Jeeze I desperately need cream on my face
Helen: WTF!? Who's cream you after? That's a little ambiguous don't you think?
Jackie: NO IT'S NOT! It's completely monobiguous - my face is dry and it needs cream
Helen: WTF!? Who's cream you after? That's a little ambiguous don't you think?
Jackie: NO IT'S NOT! It's completely monobiguous - my face is dry and it needs cream
by Peter Greenwall March 30, 2011