a sexy woman who uses her pussy power to bag a wealthy man in order to fleece him of his financial assets
by Peter Greenwall January 21, 2011
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oh what an upgrade high I'm on - I'm now running the latest version of Skype, BBM and BB Sync for Mac. Pity it will only last a few days...
by Peter Greenwall November 13, 2011
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Hostess: Table for 2?
Diner: Well actually we were just on our way home to eat our take-aways and we saw all these empty tables outside your pub, so we were wondering if you'd let us sit outside. You're welcome to charge us a 'forkage' and we'll order 2 beers...
Hostess: so you'd like to have a picnic at our restaurant. Is that correct?
Diner: kind of yes! But if you're concerned about the take-away boxes, you could serve us the food on your own plates - we promise to tip the waiter! Why don't you suggest the concept to your boss, as a way to fill unused tables?
Diner: Well actually we were just on our way home to eat our take-aways and we saw all these empty tables outside your pub, so we were wondering if you'd let us sit outside. You're welcome to charge us a 'forkage' and we'll order 2 beers...
Hostess: so you'd like to have a picnic at our restaurant. Is that correct?
Diner: kind of yes! But if you're concerned about the take-away boxes, you could serve us the food on your own plates - we promise to tip the waiter! Why don't you suggest the concept to your boss, as a way to fill unused tables?
by Peter Greenwall October 31, 2011
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all entries in the urban dictionary are guessedge until they make it into wikipedia, which is when they become 'knowledge'
guessedge is so much more exciting than knowledge because you're crossing into unknown territory in our thoughtmosphere
when your guessedge is believable, ordinary bullshit turns into professional bullshit and your crazy words and ideas make it into dictionaries and marketable products, thereby turning subjectivity into objectivity and bringing about new realities
all inventions, words and expressions started out as guessedge before they caught on and become acceptable knowledge e.g. 'e=mc2,' 'I think therefore I am', 'sliced bread', 'beer in a can'
guessedge is so much more exciting than knowledge because you're crossing into unknown territory in our thoughtmosphere
when your guessedge is believable, ordinary bullshit turns into professional bullshit and your crazy words and ideas make it into dictionaries and marketable products, thereby turning subjectivity into objectivity and bringing about new realities
all inventions, words and expressions started out as guessedge before they caught on and become acceptable knowledge e.g. 'e=mc2,' 'I think therefore I am', 'sliced bread', 'beer in a can'
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e.g. 1: hey tweeps what's going on? what's the hashtag dejour?
e.g. 2: I will not tweet anything cynical about the hashtag dejour if you tell me which channel the royal wedding is NOT on
e.g. 2: I will not tweet anything cynical about the hashtag dejour if you tell me which channel the royal wedding is NOT on
by Peter Greenwall May 21, 2011
Get the hashtag dejour mug.the sudden realisation that it would be impossible to make it to the intermission of some kind of theatrical production
within the first 10 minutes of Witches of Eastwick I figured 'Intermission Impossible', and had to figure out an escape plan
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Helen: WTF!? Who's cream you after? That's a little ambiguous don't you think?
Jackie: NO IT'S NOT! It's completely monobiguous - my face is dry and it needs cream
Helen: WTF!? Who's cream you after? That's a little ambiguous don't you think?
Jackie: NO IT'S NOT! It's completely monobiguous - my face is dry and it needs cream
by Peter Greenwall April 16, 2011
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