Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Peter Crammer

({: )=8

Honey, I just can't wait until you come over and ({: )=8

by Peter Crammer January 1, 2007

When a 21 year old alcoholic man has an 18 year old alcholic girlfriend and he tells her that if she wants to get drunk she's gonna have to suck him off every half an hour and gulp down his half pint of dick liquor.

The only way Melissa could get drunk was by drinking Tom's dick liquor several times a day. Just before work, just after work, and just before sleeping were their favorite times.

by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006

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cumpire

An anorexic and sometimes toothless prostitute who is really into buying new clothes and doesn't want to spend any more hoe doe than absolutely needed on food, therefore, said hoe is extremely proficient at giving very fast yet majorly cum-blasting blowjobs to as many guys as possible, and tries to fill up on said cum.

Lyla is not very pretty, but she is a super cumpire. She'll suck off the entire football team in less than a half an hour and swallow every single drop of cum!

by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006

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Cockatrice

When a woman gives it to 3 guys at the same time.

Sally left the bar with the Cummings triplets, and Bob C' said they gave her a Cockatrice!

by Peter Crammer May 13, 2006

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inos

"eye-nuss". On a man, this is the area between the anus and the penis.

She sucked my penis, and ticklicked my balls and my inos. Thankfully, she stayed away from my anus.

by Peter Crammer May 31, 2006

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Mike Hunt

(1) In prison, one's bitch.

(2) In the MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE films, Ethan Hunt's brother.

(1) Hey, Bubba, leave Mike Hunt alone! I don't mess with your bitches!

(2) TOM CRUISE (as Ethan Hunt): Where's Mike Hunt? He's my brother! If you don't tell me where he is, I'll blow your fucking head off!

(Confused foreigners argue about what Ethan is saying)

by Peter Crammer May 15, 2006

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