Tastes like ho maid!

When you're eating your maid's pussy, and some other guys cum oozes out ...

... you just might say, "Tastes like ho maid!"

by Peter Crammer November 28, 2006

dick liquor

When a 21 year old alcoholic man has an 18 year old alcholic girlfriend and he tells her that if she wants to get drunk she's gonna have to suck him off every half an hour and gulp down his half pint of dick liquor.

The only way Melissa could get drunk was by drinking Tom's dick liquor several times a day. Just before work, just after work, and just before sleeping were their favorite times.

by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006

cumpire

An anorexic and sometimes toothless prostitute who is really into buying new clothes and doesn't want to spend any more hoe doe than absolutely needed on food, therefore, said hoe is extremely proficient at giving very fast yet majorly cum-blasting blowjobs to as many guys as possible, and tries to fill up on said cum.

Lyla is not very pretty, but she is a super cumpire. She'll suck off the entire football team in less than a half an hour and swallow every single drop of cum!

by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006

({: )=8

({: )=8 means, "Suck it Baby!"

Honey, I just can't wait until you come over and ({: )=8

by Peter Crammer January 01, 2007

Cockatrice

When a woman gives it to 3 guys at the same time.

Sally left the bar with the Cummings triplets, and Bob C' said they gave her a Cockatrice!

by Peter Crammer May 13, 2006

squart

When a man squirts a quart of cum!

I gave that cumpire a squart an' she swallowed every drop!

by Peter Crammer August 07, 2006

Milk Shake

(1) Male ejaculate.

(2) The milk jugs as they jiggle,
while the booty does it's wiggle.

Hey, Baby! You want a large fry to go with that Milk Shake?

by Peter Crammer May 15, 2006