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E-bola

Electronic Tombola. As opposed to Ebola, the deadly virus.
Philip: "That guy deserves to get E-bola!"
Peter: "E-bola is electronic tombola, dumbass!"
by Peter Adams November 6, 2005
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santa

SATAN spelled wrong due to a mix up at the factory.
Oh shit! It says Santa not Satan...well, it sounds pretty good, and if we cover him up in some big red fur coat nobody will notice!
by Peter Adams January 7, 2004
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Sweaty Colin

Greasy person who talks very strangely and pretends to be a paedophile.
Quick! Run! Sweaty Colin is on the loose! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
by Peter Adams January 6, 2004
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Shlump stream

The stream of piss aimed at a shlump trying to blast it into the toilet water. Every guy does it! It makes going to the toilet more fun!
"I destroyed that big shlump in there with my shlump stream!"
by Peter Adams January 7, 2004
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Skimbleshanks

A ginger tabby alley-cat covered in curry and stuff. He is infested inside and out with every disease known to man. He meows like a bitch and growls at anything that moves. His tail always sticks up 90 degrees and shit flakes fly out his arse when he farts. His claws are like 9 inches long and make a bastard of a noise on hard ground.
He climbs in through the window when you're out, finds the whitest carpet/piece of furniture and wipes his arse all over it, leaving lovely brown streaks everywhere. On his way out he steals some food.
"Keep your doors and windows locked, for Skimbleshanks is on the loose! He will turdify any white furniture or carpet in your house!"
by Peter Adams January 7, 2004
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Shite

The way you say "cheese" in Hungarian. Only it's spelled "sajt" cos in Hungarian "s" is "sh" and "j" is "y".
So you can say shite as much as you like, claiming it's just hungarian for cheese!
You: "Pass me some of that shite on toast"
Other person: "What did you say??"
You: "It means cheese in hungarian!"
by Peter Adams January 7, 2004
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Doing the Dirty

A way to say FUCKING when children are around.
So I only realised that she was a man after we had done the dirty.
by Peter Adams January 6, 2004
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