Peter Adams's definitions
A ginger tabby alley-cat covered in curry and stuff. He is infested inside and out with every disease known to man. He meows like a bitch and growls at anything that moves. His tail always sticks up 90 degrees and shit flakes fly out his arse when he farts. His claws are like 9 inches long and make a bastard of a noise on hard ground.
He climbs in through the window when you're out, finds the whitest carpet/piece of furniture and wipes his arse all over it, leaving lovely brown streaks everywhere. On his way out he steals some food.
He climbs in through the window when you're out, finds the whitest carpet/piece of furniture and wipes his arse all over it, leaving lovely brown streaks everywhere. On his way out he steals some food.
"Keep your doors and windows locked, for Skimbleshanks is on the loose! He will turdify any white furniture or carpet in your house!"
by Peter Adams January 7, 2004
Get the Skimbleshanksmug. by Peter Adams November 6, 2005
Get the E-bolamug. Oh shit! It says Santa not Satan...well, it sounds pretty good, and if we cover him up in some big red fur coat nobody will notice!
by Peter Adams January 7, 2004
Get the santamug. Onomatopoeic.
It's the sound that those circular things make in Pinball machines, when the ball hits them.
It's the sound that those circular things make in Pinball machines, when the ball hits them.
Phwing! Phwing! Phwing! Phwing! Phwing! He got the high score!
by Peter Adams January 27, 2006
Get the phwingmug. by Peter Adams January 7, 2004
Get the Back-scuttlemug. The stream of piss aimed at a shlump trying to blast it into the toilet water. Every guy does it! It makes going to the toilet more fun!
by Peter Adams January 7, 2004
Get the Shlump streammug. The way you say "cheese" in Hungarian. Only it's spelled "sajt" cos in Hungarian "s" is "sh" and "j" is "y".
So you can say shite as much as you like, claiming it's just hungarian for cheese!
So you can say shite as much as you like, claiming it's just hungarian for cheese!
You: "Pass me some of that shite on toast"
Other person: "What did you say??"
You: "It means cheese in hungarian!"
Other person: "What did you say??"
You: "It means cheese in hungarian!"
by Peter Adams January 7, 2004
Get the Shitemug.