Peter Adams's definitions

Shlump stream

The stream of piss aimed at a shlump trying to blast it into the toilet water. Every guy does it! It makes going to the toilet more fun!

"I destroyed that big shlump in there with my shlump stream!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

phwing

Onomatopoeic.

It's the sound that those circular things make in Pinball machines, when the ball hits them.

Phwing! Phwing! Phwing! Phwing! Phwing! He got the high score!

by Peter Adams January 27, 2006

Back-scuttle

Verb. To be back-scuttled is to be done up the arse. Anal sex.

"Why would you want to look at a picture of some girl being back-scuttled by a cricket stump?"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

E-bola

Electronic Tombola. As opposed to Ebola, the deadly virus.

Philip: "That guy deserves to get E-bola!"
Peter: "E-bola is electronic tombola, dumbass!"

by Peter Adams November 6, 2005

santa

SATAN spelled wrong due to a mix up at the factory.

Oh shit! It says Santa not Satan...well, it sounds pretty good, and if we cover him up in some big red fur coat nobody will notice!

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

Sweaty Colin

Greasy person who talks very strangely and pretends to be a paedophile.

Quick! Run! Sweaty Colin is on the loose! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

by Peter Adams January 6, 2004

Shite

The way you say "cheese" in Hungarian. Only it's spelled "sajt" cos in Hungarian "s" is "sh" and "j" is "y".
So you can say shite as much as you like, claiming it's just hungarian for cheese!

You: "Pass me some of that shite on toast"
Other person: "What did you say??"
You: "It means cheese in hungarian!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004