Peter's definitions

Shaulis

When your dog wakes you up to take him outside to drop off his payload and instead you pick him up to put him on the bed with you because you're too damn lazy to get up, and while picking him up you squeeze his stomach and he pinches one planting a warm fuzzy on your forehead.

Husband: I better take Otis out before he pulls another Shaulis.

by Peter April 16, 2004

Swamp Donkey

A really fuckin ugly person

Damn, that girl is a swamp donkey or, Hey, there goes swamp donkey

by Peter November 2, 2004

tonk

A term of endearment between homosexuals in the american southwest, also a request for anal sex.

"Oh Derek won't you come over and tonk me tonight?"

by Peter February 24, 2005

gulder

a roar, or extremely loud shout

Jeez, he let some gulder out of him

by peter January 4, 2005

Instant Classic

phrase used when something is incredibly cool. Always accompanied by the "OK" hand signal and a huge smile. Originated at Kentlake Highschool in WA

*your team scores a point*...wow, that was an instant classic!!

by Peter April 27, 2003

elfrieda

When driving along a road and you notice some fresh cowpatties, you pull over, stop the car, get out, take your shoes off, and step in the cowpattie because you like the way it feels when it squishes in between your toes.

boyfriend: everytime she comes home, she smells like manure.
concerned friend: think she elfriedas?
boyfriend: man I hope not, that's disgusting.

by Peter April 16, 2004

Suit-covered anus

A big-shot alpha male, especially one
who has a raging superiority complex and acts in an obnoxious and condescending manner. Often abbreviated SCA.

It was noisy as Hell on the train coming home last night because all the SCA's were babbling about the upcoming football game.

by Peter January 23, 2005