Peter's definitions

STD Grab Bag

A fucking splendid hardcore punk band out of the the Chicago suburbs.

Originally called the 'Target Rats', they decided to change their name and asked the crowd at a show for ideas; STD Grab Bag was the one they went with, and have remained since.

ME: Hey Jesus, let's go to the STD Grab Bag show!

JESUS: Fuck yeah!

by Peter December 14, 2004

mut lun yeah ah

tone word: what dick matter ah
an open question asked when one is annoyed or being dominant

mut lun yeah ah?! can't you see i'm busy doing my thing?

mut lun yeah ah?! This is my playground so get the fuck out of here!

by peter February 8, 2005

jizzwad

n. A person who is likened to a globular compound of spent semen.

Man, Ian really is a jizzwad. I wish he'd stop being such a cuntox assclown fucktard, the jizzwad that he is.

by Peter December 10, 2003

green screen

Antiquated computer system, most commonly the AS400. The monitor showed a black background with green text.

Man, I'm sure glad we got rid of those green screens.

by Peter April 15, 2004

your mom

"your mom" tries to make the victim believe that the attacker is acquainted with the victim's mother.

Victim: I can't seem to get this to function properly.
Attacker: I can't seem to get your mom to function properly.

by Peter March 13, 2004

tallon

a tall lanky fag that loves cock and smokes bongs from his ass

small dick
raped in the ass at the lakes and got his shoe stolen

by peter May 29, 2003

munch

A low-pressure, social gathering at a restaurant or pub for people into BDSM. Particularly intended for people new to the scene who might be intimidated by a play party

Well, if you don't feel ready for a play party, drop by the munch next week and meet some people.

by Peter November 14, 2003