Peter's definitions

procrasturbate

to master your blaster, or hold your sausage hostage, when duties are supposed to be held.

Andrew: Man! i missed the Mavs Game!
Peter: What were you doin?
Andrew: Lets just say i have the worst case of procrasturbating habits.
Peter: Oh dont worry about, i have it too.

by Peter January 26, 2005

mut lun yeah ah

tone word: what dick matter ah
an open question asked when one is annoyed or being dominant

mut lun yeah ah?! can't you see i'm busy doing my thing?

mut lun yeah ah?! This is my playground so get the fuck out of here!

by peter February 8, 2005

jizzwad

n. A person who is likened to a globular compound of spent semen.

Man, Ian really is a jizzwad. I wish he'd stop being such a cuntox assclown fucktard, the jizzwad that he is.

by Peter December 10, 2003

EOD

Short for End Of Discussion. Used (on usenet) to indicate that, as far as you are concerned, the discussion is over.

For the last time: the sun is yellow, not red. EOD.

by Peter March 11, 2005

morrible

n. combination of more and horrible

That shit is morrible than the last batch.

by peter February 4, 2005

random

Having no specific pattern, purpose, or objective

"The ancient feasts of dreams will roar with remarkable queefs."

"The clouds of kaduka will determine the monthly skeet of justice."

"Facing the green leaf gorilla is inevitable for the doy will chew milk under the horizon"

"When the silly two by four umbrella c walks with monks, I shall fuck until the skies shit out watermelons"

by peter October 13, 2004

Boneupanass

Refers to a meal that is particularily bad.

"How was your meal, Pat?"
"It was, uhhh, boneupanass!"

by Peter October 29, 2004