Peter's definitions

Shizz Nit

Very Good, superb

That due's the Shizz Nit!!

by Peter November 19, 2003

cone fuck

To have sexual intercourse with an uncircumsized penis.

Girl:Lets fuck
Guy:There's one problem though
Girl:What???
Guy:I have a needle dick
Girl: EEWWWW!!! CONE FUCK!!!!

by peter October 13, 2004

ski poles

synonomous with circle jerk. (pretend that you are cross-country skiing, moving your arms up and down vigorously)

"the yankees suck. how about some ski pole action?"

by peter October 15, 2003

roach motel

A used car dealership catering to people with bad credit. It most likely sells rattletrap older cars at inflated prices and charges exhorbitant interest rates. Buyers generally have to pay weekly or bi-weekly, as opposed to the monthly payments characteristic of legitimate lenders, and being even a few days late on a payment will trigger aggressive collections attempts and, quite possibly, repossession.

That dealership's a roach motel, avoid it at all costs.

by Peter September 29, 2005

tank

The act of having forceful sex

"i tanked that bitch last night"

by peter April 8, 2004

UfO

Unbelievably Fucken Obvious

That Idiot is so UFO!

by Peter October 10, 2005

Directional university

A state-supported university in the United States whose name includes a compass direction, e.g. "North state name State University." Many directional universities started out as teachers' colleges, broadening their educational missions in the 1950's or 1960's. In most instances a directional university has easier admissions standards than its state's flagship university ("The University of state name") and serves a greater proportion of commuter/part-time/older students.

California does not have directional universities. As an equivalent, it has universities with the word "State" in their names.

Job hunting with a degree from a directional university is mighty tough.

by Peter December 8, 2006