Definitions by Pentozali

splizz 

To fall and slide on the ground quite a distance away from where you expected the fallen object to land, eg lenses, pens, chnibbles, etc.

My eyeglass lens did a splizz on the floor. I can't find it!

splizz by pentozali June 3, 2009

carbecue

The process by which a car is smelted into scrap metal at a demolition yard or junkyard (rubbish tip).

Eddie, when your old Chevy went to the carbecue, some of the metal could be in those pliers you're holding.

carbecue by pentozali May 25, 2009

trees in jackets

Books, because trees are needed to produce paper. The "jackets" are made of paper, cardboard, plastic, leather or even metal.

Allen: A library is a place that has a lot of trees in jackets.

Susan: I wonder what Treebeard would think of that?!

trees in jackets by pentozali May 14, 2009

cunge 

Female sex organ; pussy.

Ahhh, if I could only get into Vicky's beautiful cunge!

cunge by pentozali May 10, 2009

fuckbook 

Any book or magazine that contains erotically stimulating material.

Joey was looking at his favorite fuckbook, a photo album, jerking off to photos of his girlfriends, and he roped all over the place in no time!

fuckbook by pentozali May 10, 2009

lamazi dzudzuebi

Georgian words for "nice boobs".

Ei, Zora! Lamazi dzudzuebi!

lamazi dzudzuebi by pentozali May 10, 2009

spruce beer 

A delicious but unfortunately commercially-extremely-difficult-to-get beverage. It seems the only way to buy spruce beer in the United States is to spend a few days in Canada and then try to bring it back with you over the border. The Customs police may confiscate your spruce beer if they feel it's a proprietary product that violates trade rules, or they may think it's an explosive! Spruce beer has a cooling, refreshing piney and citrusy taste all at once. It's possible to make your own spruce beer, but black spruce only growns in the northernmost states in the US.

I once tasted Canadian spruce beer. Mouth-o!

spruce beer by pentozali May 7, 2009