Definitions by Pentozali

jerk 'n' squirt 

Fucking, especially if done quickly. From the jerking motion and squirting of semen from the penis during orgasm.

With all of the overtime I do, it's a wonder I have any time left for a jerk 'n' squirt with my girlfriend on Saturdays.

jerk 'n' squirt by pentozali July 14, 2011

barkalla 

An almost universal way to say "thank you" in the North Caucasus, although used mainly by Avars and Chechens.

The old Chechen woman's arm was grazed by a shot from an angry Chechen jihadi's rifle, and she muttered "barkalla" as she was pulled out of harm's way by the Russian reporter.

barkalla by pentozali July 10, 2011

TMFP 

Too Many Fucking People, given as a reason for a lot of what's wrong with this world, from wars to slow Internet connections.

It's time people loosened their ties with religion and put a halt to unnecessary pregnancies---all the problems with the world are caused by TMFP using up all our resources!

TMFP by pentozali July 10, 2011

17U3DA 

Cunt, in vanity plate-speak, an approximation of the Russian word, pizda.

That driver with the 17U3DA plate will get a letter from the DMV soon!

17U3DA by pentozali July 3, 2011

priff

Periph(eral vision).

I think I need new glasses. My priff's gotten worse!

priff by pentozali June 27, 2011

SEAEWENT 

Pronounced "see yooh en tee", this is another very sneaky way of spelling "cunt" on a vanity plate.

How is it that IAMJESUS gets banned on a license plate but not SEAEWENT here?

SEAEWENT by pentozali June 12, 2011

Vodka bin-Laden 

Two shots and a splash of water.

Have a Vodka bin-Laden. It's on me!

Vodka bin-Laden by pentozali June 5, 2011