Pegleg T's definitions

Getting Bricked

Eating Far too much food while out on a date, so much as that neither are able to have sex. A Common occurrence at restaurants named “Bricks”.

We were so full after leaving bricks that we just laid there thinking about the sex we could have had, we enjoyed “getting Bricked”.

by Pegleg T May 28, 2019

Docksiding

Sex on a Boat within sight of marinas, restaurants, boat landings or public spaces. Similar to dogging but with a nautical twist.

While having lunch we saw a boat load of people Docksiding, it was kinda hot.

by Pegleg T May 26, 2019

Dick Nibblers

Otherwise known as teeth, used to tell the recipient that you are actually doing something.

I told Kat to Brush her Dick Nibblers and be ready in 5 minutes.

by Pegleg T August 11, 2020

Sheetlove

The rare psychological issue of chronically making your bed with numerous sets of sheets, particularly bottom fitted sheets that you can then pull one off as they get dirty. White Claw drinkers are particularly susceptible.

We watched as Kat put the third set of sheets on her bed, she obviously suffered from Sheetlove.

by Pegleg T October 2, 2019

Boondocking

The same as “Docking” except your penises are coated in drawn butter and old bay.

Walter wanted to try boondocking so i had to melt some butter and find the old bay.

by Pegleg T May 22, 2019

Covanal (Co vanal)

Covanal is when you have doggie style anal with a partner to avoid them coughing or sneezing on you during the COVID crisis. Variants include Masked Covanal, Tyvekcovanal and Reverse Cowgirl Covanal.

While having Covanal (Co vanal) the other night she coughed and contaminated the bed.

by Pegleg T March 25, 2020