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Definitions by PeaTearGriffin

queens of the stone age 

An art rock band. In an age where Chevelle, Trapt, and Hoobastank turn rock radio into shit; QOTSA comes and ressurects rock music. There music is extremely melodic, with a common beat and melody throughout the song, then they add awesome riffs that are really experimental sounding. Lullabies to Paralyze is the best album ever.
Most people don't have the attention span to appreciate Queens of the Stone Age,their songs don't pick up until part way into the song.
I am listening to "Broken Box" by Queens of the Stone Age while writing this.
A relatively new feature on high-end paintball markers:
The player simply presses the trigger 5 times a second for the first second, then the marker will speed up to a 15 balls per second rate of fire after the first second.

This has caused much controversy as it is being allowed in some professional paintball leagues, even though fully automatic fire is not, and ramping, at its core, is not a semi-automatic rate of fire, the only rate of fire previously allowed.

Ramping is generally considered a crutch of weak players and cheaters who don't have the skill or dexterity to shoot their markers at a fast rate of fire without having to rely on ramping or automatic fire.
Ramping is for pussies.
ramping by PeaTearGriffin September 20, 2005

cut the grass 

What your dad was always yelling at you to do growing up, whatever it means.
cut the grass by PeaTearGriffin September 15, 2005
1. A reptile that many people fear.

2. To steal something through skill or subterfuge.
1. "Oh Noes, I' afraid of snakes!"

2. John almost didn't get his diploma when he owed money to the school for a book he had returned. This was karma for that other book he snaked.
snake by PeaTearGriffin July 18, 2005

king cobra shit

When you take a shit so large, the end sticks out of the water like a snake hissing.
"What took you so long?"
"Relax man, I had to take a King Cobra Shit."
Legalized prostitution taken to the extreme. You take a girl out for the most expensive date she will ever see and bank on the off chance you'll get some.
FACT: The average prom costs $800 for a couple to attend.
PROBABILITY: It will end poorly.

I know lots of cool college guys and they all wish they never went to thier prom.
prom by PeaTearGriffin May 14, 2005
To conceal one's identity.
Moe: "Homer, i said you couldnt come back."
Guy who looks like Homer: "Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Dr. Incognito?"
incognito by PeaTearGriffin May 13, 2005