roflmonger

One who travels and induces rofls and lols in others, or mongers laughs. They are a mythological clan, and nearing extinction.

"I wanna be a roflmonger, and walk the earth, like Caine in Kung Fu."

by PeaTearGriffin February 15, 2006

cut the grass

What your dad was always yelling at you to do growing up, whatever it means.

I thought I told you to cut the fucking grass!

by PeaTearGriffin September 15, 2005

True Romance

The best date movie ever. It is about a guy, Clarence (Christian Slater) who marries a prostitute, Alabama (Patricia Arquette). Slater kills her pimp and goes to get her belongins back, only the bag he thinks is hers is actually the mob's cocaine.

The reason it is the best date movie ever is because it has lots of pretty cool romance for her and sweet action and gangsta shit for him.

Easily the best bathroom fight scene ever.

Scene from True Romance:

Clarance: "That guy there in the black is Sonny Chiba, he's been paid to fuck this other dude up."
Alabama: "So he's the good guy?"
Clarance: "He ain't so much a good guy as just a bad motherfucker."

by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005

Legalized prostitution

When you take a girl to a movie and restaraunt on a date. The ugly, honest truth is that you expend money and bank on the off chance you actually get laid.

"How was your weekend?"
"Legalized prostitution bit me in the ass again, same old, same old."

by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005

new year's

A holiday that celebrates the idea of all the good things that will happen in another year. Most people use this time to get drunk.

What better way to start off a new year than with a head-splitting hangover, the stench of vomit on your clothes, and a DWI.

by PeaTearGriffin December 28, 2005

mullet ratio

A mathematical term used to describe how extreme a mullet hairstyle is. It is found by comparing how long the hair on top of the head is compared to how long the hair hangs at the back of the neck.

"What is your mullet ratio?"
"It's a half inch on top; and sixteen inches at the back."
"...that's a bitchin' mullet!"

by PeaTearGriffin February 23, 2006

cathouse demon

a person who creeps around a rock club in the shadows, perving on girls and dancing like a muppet to cheesy songs

That boy Adam is a real "cathouse demon"

by peateargriffin May 17, 2014