by Paul Thundergod August 29, 2003
Why would I be attracted to Sara? White girl gotta pancake bottom, and I need a big ol' ledge booty!
by Paul Thundergod June 29, 2007
by Paul Thundergod July 10, 2003
Blaming your own fucked up actions on unrelated external factors. Basically, a complete bullshit excuse for doing something really fucked up. Taken from a famous court case where an accused murderer blamed his actions on a sugar high he got from eating too many Twinkies.
What do you mean? You only fucked that sheep because the moonlight made you horny? Fuck! That's a twinkie defense if I ever heard one, sheepfucker!
by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003
She let me get some back door action!
by Paul Thundergod July 02, 2003
by Paul Thundergod July 22, 2003
by Paul Thundergod July 03, 2003