fall on the grenade

to fuck and ugly she-beast so your friend can fuck the she-beast's hot friend
I'll fall on the grenade for you, but I need a few more beers first!
by Paul Thundergod August 29, 2003
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Pancake Bottom

Why would I be attracted to Sara? White girl gotta pancake bottom, and I need a big ol' ledge booty!
by Paul Thundergod June 29, 2007
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greaseball

derogaroty term for Italians; synonomous with dago, wop, and guido
by Paul Thundergod July 10, 2003
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twinkie defense

Blaming your own fucked up actions on unrelated external factors. Basically, a complete bullshit excuse for doing something really fucked up. Taken from a famous court case where an accused murderer blamed his actions on a sugar high he got from eating too many Twinkies.
What do you mean? You only fucked that sheep because the moonlight made you horny? Fuck! That's a twinkie defense if I ever heard one, sheepfucker!
by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003
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nerd porn

any catalog selling software, computer hardware, or any computer-related product
"Ooh! Nerd porn! Nerd porn!" SPLOOGE
by Paul Thundergod July 22, 2003
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apple computer

the company that manufactures the Mac and I-pod
by Paul Thundergod July 03, 2003
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