Whitey

a derogatory term for persons of European ancestry; see also honky, cracker and blue-eyed devil

Kiss my ass, ya cracker-ass whitey!

by Paul Thundergod July 10, 2003

sports guy

a stoopid fuck who thinks hes tiger woods at golf or michael jordan at basketball or fuckin ty cobb at baseball

that fuckin looser is deluded bro

by Paul Thundergod May 06, 2004

twinkie defense

Blaming your own fucked up actions on unrelated external factors. Basically, a complete bullshit excuse for doing something really fucked up. Taken from a famous court case where an accused murderer blamed his actions on a sugar high he got from eating too many Twinkies.

What do you mean? You only fucked that sheep because the moonlight made you horny? Fuck! That's a twinkie defense if I ever heard one, sheepfucker!

by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

80's guy/girl

somebody who still wears heavy metal t-shirts, listens to Journey or REO Speedwagon, and has big hair

Hey, check out that guy! He's trapped in the 80's!

by Paul Thundergod April 22, 2004

man sweater

a really hairy back and chest on a man; some men shave off their man sweaters

I don't take off my shirt in public because of my man sweater!

by Paul Thundergod July 09, 2003

ass master

A dude who's really good at butt-fucking.

Gay dudes call Lamar the "Ass Master!"

by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

box muncher

A lesbian, especially one who likes to eat pussy

Maria is a hardcore box muncher.

by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003