Definitions by Paul Thundergod

trailer park skank 

A butt-ugly, poor female piece of white trash who will fuck any man in sight. Usually has a shitload of kids by many different men.

Don't fuck that trailer park skank, Charlie. She'll give you herpes!

trailer park skank by Paul Thundergod June 25, 2003

Lung Hammers 

These are very large breasts: usually a D-cup or a Double D-cup.

Check out the lung hammers on her!

Lung Hammers by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

crotch hammer

A very large penis; one that is greater than 7" long.

Ron Jeremy has a crotch hammer!

crotch hammer by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

twinkie defense 

Blaming your own fucked up actions on unrelated external factors. Basically, a complete bullshit excuse for doing something really fucked up. Taken from a famous court case where an accused murderer blamed his actions on a sugar high he got from eating too many Twinkies.

What do you mean? You only fucked that sheep because the moonlight made you horny? Fuck! That's a twinkie defense if I ever heard one, sheepfucker!

twinkie defense by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

ass master 

A dude who's really good at butt-fucking.

Gay dudes call Lamar the "Ass Master!"

ass master by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

box muncher

A lesbian, especially one who likes to eat pussy

Maria is a hardcore box muncher.

box muncher by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

yuk fu 

Fucked up, ass backwards kung fu fighting.

"Your Shaolin Kung Fu is most impressive, but it is no match for my Humping Dog Yuk Fu!"

yuk fu by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003