Paul Thundergod's definitions

Whitey

a derogatory term for persons of European ancestry; see also honky, cracker and blue-eyed devil

Kiss my ass, ya cracker-ass whitey!

by Paul Thundergod July 10, 2003

Blowjob

/noun/ an act of fellatio

TO GIVE A BLOWJOB -- to perform fellatio

After I went muff diving, my woman gave me a blowjob!

by Paul Thundergod July 3, 2003

Pancake Bottom

a flat ass commonly seen on white girls

Why would I be attracted to Sara? White girl gotta pancake bottom, and I need a big ol' ledge booty!

by Paul Thundergod July 31, 2007

work it like a stripper pole

bumpin and grindin and shit like yo girl was gettin nekkid and dry humpin a brass pole

Yo fat ass mama and skanky sister worked my shit like a striper pole!

by Paul Thundergod July 22, 2003

burnout

the dude in high school who used to smoke way too much pot and eat way too much Taco Bell

And now they call him Governor!

by Paul Thundergod April 22, 2004

greaseball

derogaroty term for Italians; synonomous with dago, wop, and guido

by Paul Thundergod July 10, 2003

Heywood Jablome

a guy you ask for when you make a crank call

"KMart. Can I help you?"
"My friend Heywood is at your store. Can you page him? His last name is Jablome."
"Heywood Jablome! Phone call! Heywood Jablome!"

by Paul Thundergod July 21, 2003