Paul 's definitions

ki

kilogram of cocaine or crack

watch the movie scarface they say it throughout the whole movie

by paul August 31, 2004

Owsum

What Steve said on AIM

Urban Dictionary.com is owsum.

by Paul March 29, 2005

solider rosser

a soldier who has a big dick

damn he is a soldier rosser he is hung like a donkey

by paul October 19, 2004

Mookie

Mookie is when you have a female that's like 8 months pregnant, and she dies. She's been dead for about 3 days, and you hit her in the stomach and you eat what comes out. The action is called Mookie.

The stuff they serve for dinner here looks kinda like mookie.

by paul May 6, 2005

shang wizzle

something to say when there's nothing else to say. usually gets some laughs.

*emptiness* "SHANG WIZZLE!*

by Paul April 20, 2004

flobby

Flobby is the face you make after your airbag opens in a car

Micheal's face was really flobby after the accident

by Paul December 17, 2003

Lawn Ornament

Name for a broken down car or truck sitting in someones front yard.

These are usually found in small towns, and the car is usually an older American car. Camaros are one of the most common lawn ornaments found

"Hey Jeb, you ever gonna fix up that Camaro or do just keep it as a lawn ornament"

by Paul July 12, 2004