Paul's definitions

Announcer

A person who walks around in public places talking loudly on cellular phones almost as if they think everyone else will be interested in hearing one side of a conversation.

Did you see/hear that announcer on the elevator this morning?

by Paul August 23, 2004

fwample

1. A wet sandal.
2. Best Friend Forever (bff).
3. What you call your bff.

1. I put on my favorite flip flops and stepped in a puddle, and now they're fwamples.
2. We've been through so much, she's totally my fwample.
3. Fwample, we've known each other practically forever.

by Paul July 29, 2005

klondike butt syndrome

KBS for short. when you unknowingly place your tush on an icy cold toilet seat. the result is a firce case of shrinkage and a slight constipation.

anticipating a pleasent dump, paul was stunned to find a ice cold toilet seat and got a wicked case of KBS.

by paul May 5, 2004

walla

The work many people say / mispell in place of the French word - "voilà" which means (in English) "here it is".

"Walla" is a word used by ignorant people (particularly Americans) who simply don't know any better.

I was looking for my pen and voilà, here it is.

by Paul December 7, 2004

Aberdeen, Washington

The town that Kurt Cobain WAS born in...is a next to Hoquiam, WA where so many mistaken folk attribute him as being born. There is no hospital in Hoquiam only in Aberdeen

He wasn't born in Hoquiam folks, get it right.

by Paul April 20, 2005

grooming

The act of pedifiles coaxing children into sexual encounters via the internet.

Earlier this year, Andrew Lay, a 35-year-old from Milton Keynes, was jailed for six years for committing sexual offences against a young girl he first contacted through a chatroom when she was just 12.

by paul February 23, 2004

human

A rare last name mostly found in upstate South Carolina. Most Humans are trailer trash wanna-be musicians. They can be easily be spotted by their long hair and general bad personal hygiene. Whenever spotted, one should move as far away as possible.

Who is that hippy looking fella over there trying to play the bass guitar? Oh thats just a Human, don't pay him any attention, he'll return to his trailer soon enough.

by Paul February 13, 2005