Crackberry

Nickname for the popular RIM communication device named Blackberry. The device, which is a phone, PDA, and e-mail appliance has gained outrageous popularity. Users/owners are typically addicted to checking e-mail and swapping short messages on the device. It appears as though they are addicted as a crackhead is to the pipe.

Look at him. Like he's a pimp/playuh all hooked-up on his crackberry.

by Paul August 23, 2004

big dave

The bloke from the pot noodle advert

Want some pot noodle big dave?

by Paul May 13, 2005

analyze

the optic organs deep within the anal cavity, which allow you to perform your own personal colonoscopy.

he used his analyze instead of a shaving mirror to see for himself what a flaming fart looks like.

by Paul July 27, 2004

laying a mine

Having a shit

Aaron has just gone to lay a mine

by Paul January 21, 2004

Bagel Racing

Drunken party game where 2 or more males stand in a circle around a bagel and proceed to jack off onto the bagel. The male who ejaculates last must eat the cum covered bagel

Peter: I am drunk and horny and there is no one at this lame party but a bunch of dudes. What can we possibly do for fun.

Steve: I know, lets bagel race!

Peter: Ok!

by Paul September 07, 2004

mos def

A man who can not only act with 5 star ability, but can also create some of the best shit out on recording ever.

Mos Def yet an actor of decent fame still keeps his hip-hop true.

by Paul October 02, 2003

sprawl

what old people do when one kicks away their walking sticks

Look at that old person sprawlled all over the pavement

by paul December 26, 2003