fartyx

Any person who farts in a bathtub full of water and then sniffs the bubbles as they emerge. Also, a general reference, based upon this knowledge, to a dumbass.
He caught the clap from his girlfriend and she told him that he must have contracted it from a commode seat and he believed her - what a fartyx!
by Patrick W. Crabtree September 10, 2008
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Woodstuck

The mindset of a Baby Boomer who cannot mentally escape his or her personal 60s life experience.
"Man, that cat's Woodstuck -- he's still listening to Vanilla Fudge every day!"
by Patrick W. Crabtree January 13, 2008
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donkey-humped

The actuality of having been screwed in some heinous manner by an especially noxious Democrat.
God, Gore really donkey-humped us by raising all those bothersome, well-quashed environmental issues right before the election!
by Patrick W. Crabtree August 04, 2006
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the hell you say

A generic, covertly sarcastic response to a really stupid comment.
"My '88 Caddy is the hottest thing on the road, dude!"

"The hell you say."
by Patrick W. Crabtree January 14, 2008
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Obalming

A process of mass hypnosis whereby the general public is mentally mesmerized through the soft repetition of the words "change" and "hope". Victims of this manifestation become zombie-like non-thinking beings, all of whom gape and stare just as if they have been embalmed.
"You should have seen coming out of the voting booths, walking like Frankenstein and staring straight ahead -- clearly, some heavy-duty obalming has transformed them all from their normal, thinking selves."
by Patrick W. Crabtree April 14, 2008
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Methevangelist

A leader of the large churches who broadcasts on television and consults with the President of the United States before going for a homosexual massage and a hit of Methamphetimine.
"The Methevangelist of our church says that God watches us mastubate."
by Patrick W. Crabtree November 06, 2006
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reTardis

A British time machine that malfunctions at every level of performance.
Given all the trouble that Doctor Who has controlling the Tardis' destinations, they should have called it the reTardis.
by Patrick W. Crabtree January 17, 2008
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