Patrick W. Crabtree's definitions

Methevangelist

A leader of the large churches who broadcasts on television and consults with the President of the United States before going for a homosexual massage and a hit of Methamphetimine.

"The Methevangelist of our church says that God watches us mastubate."

by Patrick W. Crabtree November 6, 2006

Hillarule

A rule, law, or other statute which has been bent, defied, and/or otherwise violated for the specific purpose of personally benefiting the perpetrator.

"Well, if a Hillarule is invoked, the Democrats in Michigan and Florida will actually have their 2007 primary election votes counted as valid."

by Patrick W. Crabtree April 14, 2008

Hilliary

Hillary Clinton's (rumored) actual Christian name before she had it changed for public relations reasons. It's also rumored that she had been dubbed by her high school peers as "The H".

"Did you hear Hilliary Clinton spin that tale about being under sniper fire when she landed in Bosnia? What a whopper!"

by Patrick W. Crabtree April 14, 2008

Woodstuck

The mindset of a Baby Boomer who cannot mentally escape his or her personal 60s life experience.

"Man, that cat's Woodstuck -- he's still listening to Vanilla Fudge every day!"

by Patrick W. Crabtree January 13, 2008

Obalming

A process of mass hypnosis whereby the general public is mentally mesmerized through the soft repetition of the words "change" and "hope". Victims of this manifestation become zombie-like non-thinking beings, all of whom gape and stare just as if they have been embalmed.

"You should have seen coming out of the voting booths, walking like Frankenstein and staring straight ahead -- clearly, some heavy-duty obalming has transformed them all from their normal, thinking selves."

by Patrick W. Crabtree April 14, 2008

donkey-humped

The actuality of having been screwed in some heinous manner by an especially noxious Democrat.

God, Gore really donkey-humped us by raising all those bothersome, well-quashed environmental issues right before the election!

by Patrick W. Crabtree August 4, 2006

The H

This is a direct reference to Hillary Clinton. The genesis of the word-phrase comes from 50s high school talk, a time when bouncing blonde bimbos were unaware of the fact that the word whore began with a W. Thus, one would overhear in the hallway, "Look at her, the little H!" So, ultimately, Hillary has come to fulfill the the void, The H. No doubt, the Republican Party will soon seize upon the phrase in a nationwide whispering campaign to their party workers to use "The H" when they refer to Hillary Clinton in public places.

I flipped on the tube and there was The H, giving Rumsfeld nine kinds of hell.

by Patrick W. Crabtree September 10, 2008