by Patrick W. Crabtree January 14, 2008
Get the the hell you saymug. A process of mass hypnosis whereby the general public is mentally mesmerized through the soft repetition of the words "change" and "hope". Victims of this manifestation become zombie-like non-thinking beings, all of whom gape and stare just as if they have been embalmed.
"You should have seen coming out of the voting booths, walking like Frankenstein and staring straight ahead -- clearly, some heavy-duty obalming has transformed them all from their normal, thinking selves."
by Patrick W. Crabtree April 14, 2008
Get the Obalmingmug. God, Gore really donkey-humped us by raising all those bothersome, well-quashed environmental issues right before the election!
by Patrick W. Crabtree August 04, 2006
Get the donkey-humpedmug. Any person who farts in a bathtub full of water and then sniffs the bubbles as they emerge. Also, a general reference, based upon this knowledge, to a dumbass.
He caught the clap from his girlfriend and she told him that he must have contracted it from a commode seat and he believed her - what a fartyx!
by Patrick W. Crabtree September 10, 2008
Get the fartyxmug. by Patrick W. Crabtree January 13, 2008
Get the Woodstuckmug. A rule, law, or other statute which has been bent, defied, and/or otherwise violated for the specific purpose of personally benefiting the perpetrator.
"Well, if a Hillarule is invoked, the Democrats in Michigan and Florida will actually have their 2007 primary election votes counted as valid."
by Patrick W. Crabtree April 14, 2008
Get the Hillarulemug. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman...?" -- Clearly, old Slick Willie was conveying his Anec-Dotage.
by Patrick W. Crabtree January 27, 2008
Get the Anec-Dotagemug.