Obalming

A process of mass hypnosis whereby the general public is mentally mesmerized through the soft repetition of the words "change" and "hope". Victims of this manifestation become zombie-like non-thinking beings, all of whom gape and stare just as if they have been embalmed.

"You should have seen coming out of the voting booths, walking like Frankenstein and staring straight ahead -- clearly, some heavy-duty obalming has transformed them all from their normal, thinking selves."

by Patrick W. Crabtree April 14, 2008

obaming

the act of reading rhetoric off a teleprompter without any thought whatsoever about the content or meaning of one's statements, to mindlessly speak out loud what others have written, to be a stooge of large corporate media powers.

All of those financial news talking heads are just obaming all day, they are clueless.

by tomcat1762 September 9, 2010

Oballing

Being as skilled at basketball like Obama. He is just better than all of the NBA Stars and International Players. To pop off or outplay someone. As well as just completely dominate someone in any game.

BRO, HE WAS JUST OBALLING I COULDN'T DO ANYTHING.
Obama just won the super bowl, he's oballing.
AND DARIUS GOT THE PENTA KILL HE IS OBALLING.

by Disneylander January 12, 2022