Patrick Bateman's definitions

battyman

A male cock-handler

Batty-Man-Blee

by Patrick Bateman March 25, 2003

battyboybrook

1) A batty boy from Birmingham who loves man cock.
2) Shit stabbing, donkey raping, dick riding whore

battyboybrook! get your cock outta that donkey!

by Patrick Bateman March 25, 2003

manjita

Single or available male, opposite of fanjita

The club was full of majita and fanjita

by Patrick Bateman June 3, 2003

fanjita

Single or available female, opposite of manjita

"The beach was full of fanjita with their baps out"

by Patrick Bateman June 16, 2003

flick the dog

to masturbate.

I was flicking my dog like it was going out of fashion yesterday, Billy Bob. Yes, siree.

by Patrick Bateman June 17, 2003

Craven Morehead

Actually Craven Morehead III, the Groton/Harvard educated heir to a vast New York real estate fortune.
Craven was admonished by his headmaster for engaging in homosexual activity whilst at boarding school.
He can usually be found at the New York Yacht Club.

Craven Morehead, hello good fellow. I believe I buggered you at Groton.

by Patrick Bateman October 4, 2003