13 definitions by Patrick Bateman

poo cushion

a poo cushion is a temporary toilet seat cover made from sheets of toilet paper and it is used when making a poo in a public toilet is unavoidable and you don't want to have to sit your bare bum on the seat.

that toilet was really unclean so I used a poo cushion to be safe

by Patrick Bateman November 11, 2013

manjita

Single or available male, opposite of fanjita

The club was full of majita and fanjita

by Patrick Bateman June 3, 2003

ph0xx

The ph0xx is my roomate

The ph0xx lives in my house.

by Patrick Bateman November 28, 2004

runny cupcake

This is when a guy (who has diaherra) puts cellophane over a girl's mouth. He then takes a crap in her mouth.

I gave her a runny cupcake because I hated her.

by Patrick Bateman May 25, 2004

boiler

noun; a large protruding gut on a man.

"Look at the boiler on that guy, it's huge"

by Patrick Bateman November 29, 2004

pokey

Slang for jail, prison,

I almost took a trip down to pokey town last night!

by Patrick Bateman September 8, 2004