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Definitions by Patrick Bateman

Craven Morehead 

Actually Craven Morehead III, the Groton/Harvard educated heir to a vast New York real estate fortune.
Craven was admonished by his headmaster for engaging in homosexual activity whilst at boarding school.
He can usually be found at the New York Yacht Club.
Craven Morehead, hello good fellow. I believe I buggered you at Groton.

flick the dog

I was flicking my dog like it was going out of fashion yesterday, Billy Bob. Yes, siree.
Single or available female, opposite of manjita
"The beach was full of fanjita with their baps out"
fanjita by Patrick Bateman June 16, 2003
Single or available male, opposite of fanjita
The club was full of majita and fanjita
manjita by Patrick Bateman June 3, 2003

battyboybrook 

1) A batty boy from Birmingham who loves man cock.
2) Shit stabbing, donkey raping, dick riding whore
battyboybrook! get your cock outta that donkey!