Patrick's definitions
"You said we were gonna go see the movie! Don't change your mind and flake out!"
"Damn, it's been an hour since we were supposed to meet. I bet she just flaked out on me."
"Damn, it's been an hour since we were supposed to meet. I bet she just flaked out on me."
by Patrick March 18, 2003

Literally means "next to last". In street speak it takes on the meaning "second to none" or simply used to describe something utterly appeasing. It is easy to get away with using this word because of it's confusion with "ultimate" by those who don't know any better.
Yiee yiee, this be da penultimate shiee here.
by Patrick January 6, 2004

The awesomest forward in the world. Critisized by the nba media. Mostly misunderstood. Fuck you all hes the best.
by Patrick November 23, 2003

by Patrick February 22, 2005

An overpriced mp3 player marketed by Apple that has a crappy battery and is marketed profusely on the Internet and TV. Ipods are commonly bought by ignorant people who fail to see the advantages of buying lower priced, higher quality alternatives that have better audio quality and battery life.
by Patrick May 7, 2005

by Patrick March 2, 2005

To thrust the penis between a women's preferably large breasts and ejaculate on her chest and/or face.
by Patrick February 12, 2003
