Patrick's definitions

flake

(verb, oftenly used with "out") - To decide not to go at the last second; To "ditch" or "bail out."

"You said we were gonna go see the movie! Don't change your mind and flake out!"

"Damn, it's been an hour since we were supposed to meet. I bet she just flaked out on me."

by Patrick March 18, 2003

penultimate

Literally means "next to last". In street speak it takes on the meaning "second to none" or simply used to describe something utterly appeasing. It is easy to get away with using this word because of it's confusion with "ultimate" by those who don't know any better.

Yiee yiee, this be da penultimate shiee here.

by Patrick January 6, 2004

Rasheed

The awesomest forward in the world. Critisized by the nba media. Mostly misunderstood. Fuck you all hes the best.

DOOOD, RASHEED OWNED THE GAME LAST NIGHt.

by Patrick November 23, 2003

mutton chops

sideburns that usually apply to gay people or faggots, example: elvis.

Todd's mutton chops kick ass

by Patrick February 22, 2005

ipod

An overpriced mp3 player marketed by Apple that has a crappy battery and is marketed profusely on the Internet and TV. Ipods are commonly bought by ignorant people who fail to see the advantages of buying lower priced, higher quality alternatives that have better audio quality and battery life.

I just spent $300 on a new ipod because the TV told me to.

by Patrick May 7, 2005

ee

An exclamation with good or bad connotations.

Hey Allison, Patricks coming over .. Alison "EE!"

by Patrick March 2, 2005

titty fuck

To thrust the penis between a women's preferably large breasts and ejaculate on her chest and/or face.

I would like to titty fuck that stanky ass hoe.

by Patrick February 12, 2003