Pat's definitions

fluckmucker

Socialy unexcepted person who belives they are going to be shot so they keep a gun tucked safely away in their asshole.

kIDS AT COLEMBINE AFTER THE SHOOTING

by Pat July 20, 2003

Fiscally conservative

When one tells forgets his/her wallet and tells you that they will buy you dinner to pay you back on condition that it's the exact same amount or less than you originally paid.

(original origin.... Timmins, now the nations Capital

Hey are you going to buy me dinner. Sure as long as it's worth the same as a coffee and bagel.

by Pat September 9, 2004

stufftinator

A horribly awful teacher, a teacher that goes about teaching without actually doing so

I was in class with the stufftinator today, all she did was drone on and give us tons of homework

by Pat February 18, 2003

half past two

A blanket responce to any question you do not wish to answer.
However, there are some cases where it will not work, which is shown in the second example.

Bloke 1, "Did you just press that big red button that says do not press?"
Bloke 2, "Half past two!"
Bloke 1, "What!? (head explodes due to confusion)"

Nagging Mother, "When are you going to get yourself a job and stop pissing your life away?"
Son, "Half past two."

by Pat June 18, 2006

wanko

like a smoko where a short break was given for a smoke, but instead of smoking one masturbates

Yes! that was the bell for break, time for my wanko.

by Pat November 12, 2004

BYOB

Bring Your Own Bombs

Song by System of a Down

by pat April 24, 2005

Drislane

One who drizzles in the lane

Drislane

by Pat August 19, 2003