Pat's definitions

sphagnum

moss that is found in wet, spongy ground.

person a: So what do you do for fun?
person b: I enjoy watching sphagnum grow.

by Pat November 12, 2004

wanko

like a smoko where a short break was given for a smoke, but instead of smoking one masturbates

Yes! that was the bell for break, time for my wanko.

by Pat November 12, 2004

homo erectificus

it is where a males penis is biggerfied not by a woman but by a man.

You suffer from homo eretificus

by Pat November 12, 2004

Trangle

To thrust with your hand towards the gooch of someone with 1-5 fingers.

Yesterday Nick trangl'd me so hard i farted.

by Pat November 12, 2004

Proper Fucked

To be formally and officially fucked.

What Pat is on this test.

Bush proper fucked the States.

That u-haul just proper fucked that guy on his bike.

After missing his shot in the brick champion ships, Billy got proper fucked.

The legal system proper fucks minorites.

Rossy O'Donald proper fucked that snack bar.

The Romans proper fucked Jesus.

Iraq.

by Pat November 20, 2004

vaginal sperm face

Someone who ate a vagina that had recently been spermed in

"anthony aqualina has a vaginal sperm face after playing with his milf."

by pat November 27, 2004

Vaginal Cavity

the crator in which a trouser snake(penis)/dildo pertrudes in the pussy

Anthony touches his vaginal cavity every night.
I (Anthony) like to cuddle with my vaginal cavity

by pat November 27, 2004