George Maddox

A specific sexual position In which both counterparts roll on the floor like slugs

Come on Karen let’s do a George Maddox and roll like slugs baby

by Parallelogramshagger May 08, 2020

JACOB OGDEN

A complete and utter disappointment who won’t get a girl because he’s still in love with a girl who made him lick her bloody vagina

Look at that bloke a girl is all over him and wants to have sex with him but he’s not doing anything, god he’s such a Jacob Ogden

by Parallelogramshagger May 08, 2020

Mad dog

A mad dog is a sex position in which a male and female pretend to be Americans as they shoot their shots in each others anal cavity

I had such a good time doing a mad dog last night

by Parallelogramshagger May 08, 2020

Lewis brown

A male who won’t stop smoking weed and enjoys having drinks poured over his head after an eventful night out with they boys

Jesus Stuart you’re so stoned man, and why do you have a drink poured over you and why and you so happy about it, you are acting just like a ‘Lewis brown’

by Parallelogramshagger May 08, 2020

Shrewsbury

A town which many of the countries top sex offenders reside

Have you heard of that town called Shrewsbury it’s full of nonces named George Maddox

by Parallelogramshagger May 08, 2020

Jacob ogdenitus

A health condition in which a males penis reverses inside itself

Dude I’ve just been to the doctors and found out I’ve got Jacob ogdenitus, my poor penis is inside out

by Parallelogramshagger May 08, 2020

george maddox

A male who likes to receive a good dogging from any living creature

I just got a good dogging from a cow, I’m now a ‘George Maddox’

by Parallelogramshagger May 08, 2020