JACOB OGDEN

A complete and utter disappointment who won’t get a girl because he’s still in love with a girl who made him lick her bloody vagina

Look at that bloke a girl is all over him and wants to have sex with him but he’s not doing anything, god he’s such a Jacob Ogden

by Parallelogramshagger May 08, 2020

jacob ogden

A person who complains about absolutely everything in life.

I washed my hands and they got wet, I’m such a jacob Ogden

by Parallelogramshagger May 08, 2020

Charmaine

A girl who has very poor vaginal hygiene

She had a smelly fanny she was a god damn charmaine

by Parallelogramshagger May 08, 2020

Condom

Items thy shouldn’t be used on underage boys and girls

Don’t use a condom on them minors

by Parallelogramshagger May 08, 2020

Bat

An animal which single handily ruined a year

Fuck off Keith you’re such a bat ruining 2017

by Parallelogramshagger May 08, 2020

A big fat mad dog

A human being who won’t stop going on about is silver Toyota and the fact that it’s the best car in the world. He is a Richard Hammond wannabe and dresses like a retired nonce

Jesus Christ Gary stop talking about your crap car you’re just a big fat mad dog

by Parallelogramshagger May 08, 2020

OGDEN

A man who enjoys the sweet sweet taste of period blood

Simon licked my out today and I was on my period, he acted like such a Jacob Ogden

by Parallelogramshagger May 08, 2020