Lewis brown

A male who won’t stop smoking weed and enjoys having drinks poured over his head after an eventful night out with they boys

Jesus Stuart you’re so stoned man, and why do you have a drink poured over you and why and you so happy about it, you are acting just like a ‘Lewis brown’

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Mad dog

A mad dog is a sex position in which a male and female pretend to be Americans as they shoot their shots in each others anal cavity

I had such a good time doing a mad dog last night

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

JACOB OGDEN

A complete and utter disappointment who won’t get a girl because he’s still in love with a girl who made him lick her bloody vagina

Look at that bloke a girl is all over him and wants to have sex with him but he’s not doing anything, god he’s such a Jacob Ogden

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Charmaine

A girl who has very poor vaginal hygiene

She had a smelly fanny she was a god damn charmaine

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

george maddox

A male who likes to receive a good dogging from any living creature

I just got a good dogging from a cow, I’m now a ‘George Maddox’

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

A brown

A absolute waste man who shags 6 year olds

Jesus Jerry don’t shag her shes 6 you’ll become a brown

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Bat

An animal which single handily ruined a year

Fuck off Keith you’re such a bat ruining 2017

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020