Definitions by Parallelogramshagger

OGDEN 

A man who enjoys the sweet sweet taste of period blood

Simon licked my out today and I was on my period, he acted like such a Jacob Ogden

OGDEN by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Charmaine 

A girl who has very poor vaginal hygiene

She had a smelly fanny she was a god damn charmaine

Charmaine by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Jacob Tom Lewis George 

A group of individuals where one of them refuses to Loose their virginity

Look at them lads over there they look just like a Jacob Tom Lewis George group, and that Jacob refuses to loose his virginity

Jacob Tom Lewis George by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

George Maddox 

A member of society who enjoys meeting up with friends and their matching white capes with pointy hats

Good god look at the group of people over there kicking a black man, such a group of George maddox

George Maddox by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Mad dog 

A mad dog is a sex position in which a male and female pretend to be Americans as they shoot their shots in each others anal cavity

I had such a good time doing a mad dog last night

Mad dog by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Jacob ogdenitus 

A health condition in which a males penis reverses inside itself

Dude I’ve just been to the doctors and found out I’ve got Jacob ogdenitus, my poor penis is inside out

Jacob ogdenitus by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

A big fat mad dog 

A human being who won’t stop going on about is silver Toyota and the fact that it’s the best car in the world. He is a Richard Hammond wannabe and dresses like a retired nonce

Jesus Christ Gary stop talking about your crap car you’re just a big fat mad dog

A big fat mad dog by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020