definition

What you're reading now, dork.
I'm a dork for writing a defintion of definition, as you are also a dork for reading this defintion of defintion.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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computer

1. An electronic, metal box ruled by cruel, mighty deities who fuck themselves up with computer bugs to piss you off.

2. A good device to throw out the window when you're pissed off, usually at the computer itself.

3. A good device to upload to upload a virus onto to make yourself feel like a gangsta like in Office Space.

3. A device that can only be fixed by witchdoctors and magicians and Nick Burns The Computer Guy.
Damn this computer to hell; that's where the omnipotent asshole gods living inside of it belong.

Bob threw his computer out his window with an aggravated grunt and watched it fall on an innocent bystander's head.

Grendelina came to fix my computer the other day. The other bastards who tried to help were complete computer quacks.

Nick Burns told me, "MOVE" when I showed him what was wrong with my computer.
by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
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gift

It means poison in German, one of a couple of words that sound like English but have funny meanings in German.

Rad or cool.
Das Gift stinkt wie Updawg.

That flip was so gift.
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dontcha know

a phrase commonly heard in minnesota with a minnesotan accent.

what bobby's mom from bobby's world says a lot in a minnesotan accent.
i'm a loser, dontcha know.

bobby's a right sweetheart, dontcha know.
by papermachete November 03, 2005
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yuck

Formerly used as an onomatopoetic expression to describe the sound of laughter in '60s theatrical jargon.

A decade later was used as an expression of distaste, disgust, or revulsion by people who attended comedy clubs, probably due to the disgusting nature of the jokes told in a more vulgarity-tolerant society. Can also be used in its adjective form, yucky.

see also: blech, ew, yucky, ick, icky
Yuck-yuck, you make me laugh with your silly antics sometimes, Bob.

Yuck! There's a freakin' fly in my soup!
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boring ass

That physics lecture was so boring ass, I fell asleep with my leg behind my ear and my finger in my ass.
by PaperMachete October 26, 2005
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a good way to avoid getting shizzle done and still get a fularious education
by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
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