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1. (n.) What happens when a deer has sexual relations with an elk.
2. (n.) A product of boredom and having no life.
2. (n.) A product of boredom and having no life.
by papermachete November 5, 2005
Get the delk mug.(n.) A fish native to the Amazon, known for getting it on with multiple species, especially with randy pirhanas. A dangerous species to deal with if you don't keep your holes or your wang covered, as they will fly towards either like Paris Hilton presented with a ganting guy and a camera. A constant source of marvel and horniness for horny ichthyologists across the world.
(interj.) A phrase meaning fuck with distant ties to the flying fuck (the flying fuckfish is the primary source of food fot the flying fuck). Used if the situation you're cursing is bizarre, you're confused, or if you're in the mood for alliteration. Can also be used interchangeably with flying fuck.
(interj.) A phrase meaning fuck with distant ties to the flying fuck (the flying fuckfish is the primary source of food fot the flying fuck). Used if the situation you're cursing is bizarre, you're confused, or if you're in the mood for alliteration. Can also be used interchangeably with flying fuck.
Dr. Hornhump, Ichthyologist emeritus: Be careful of the flying fuckfish, Fiorella, they can find the most obscure and well-covered holes like Osama Bin Laden on a hot, Afghani day.
Juwanna Tinkle: What's the capital of Assyria?!
Me: Flying fuckfish! How the hell should I know?
Juwanna Tinkle: What's the capital of Assyria?!
Me: Flying fuckfish! How the hell should I know?
by papermachete November 5, 2005
Get the flying fuckfish mug.a phrase commonly heard in minnesota with a minnesotan accent.
what bobby's mom from bobby's world says a lot in a minnesotan accent.
what bobby's mom from bobby's world says a lot in a minnesotan accent.
by papermachete November 3, 2005
Get the dontcha know mug.dys·ker·a·to·ma
n.
A skin tumor characterized by dyskeratosis.
dyskeratosis
n.
Premature keratinization in cells that are not in the keratinizing surface layer of the skin and keratinization of the corneal epithelium.
keratinization
n.
The process of producing a tough, insoluble protein substance that is the chief structural constituent of hair, nails, horns, and hooves.
epithelium
n.
Membranous tissue composed of one or more layers of cells separated by very little intercellular substance and forming the covering of most internal and external surfaces of the body and its organs.
corneal
adj.
Of or related to the cornea.
cornea
n.
The transparent convex anterior portion of the outer fibrous coat of the eyeball that covers the iris and the pupil and is continuous with the sclera.
sclera
n.
The tough white fibrous outer envelope of tissue covering all of the eyeball except the cornea. Also called sclerotic, sclerotic coat.
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n.
Anything that takes a shitload of time to figure out what it is even after looking it up in the dictionary.
n.
A skin tumor characterized by dyskeratosis.
dyskeratosis
n.
Premature keratinization in cells that are not in the keratinizing surface layer of the skin and keratinization of the corneal epithelium.
keratinization
n.
The process of producing a tough, insoluble protein substance that is the chief structural constituent of hair, nails, horns, and hooves.
epithelium
n.
Membranous tissue composed of one or more layers of cells separated by very little intercellular substance and forming the covering of most internal and external surfaces of the body and its organs.
corneal
adj.
Of or related to the cornea.
cornea
n.
The transparent convex anterior portion of the outer fibrous coat of the eyeball that covers the iris and the pupil and is continuous with the sclera.
sclera
n.
The tough white fibrous outer envelope of tissue covering all of the eyeball except the cornea. Also called sclerotic, sclerotic coat.
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n.
Anything that takes a shitload of time to figure out what it is even after looking it up in the dictionary.
The trouble i went through trying to have the foggiest clue what dyskeratoma gave me dyskeratoma. Sure beats doing my discrete math homework though.
That word is such a dyskeratoma.
To whoever looked it up or stumbled upon it by chance, congratulations on wasting five minutes of your time.
That word is such a dyskeratoma.
To whoever looked it up or stumbled upon it by chance, congratulations on wasting five minutes of your time.
by papermachete November 3, 2005
Get the dyskeratoma mug.expression or interjection of pleasure or pleasant surprise.
another way of saying oh boy or oh yea
less severe way of saying hell yes
a good thing to say when presented with dessert or candy
another way of saying oh boy or oh yea
less severe way of saying hell yes
a good thing to say when presented with dessert or candy
when she tore her blouse off and proceeded to yank me towards her by my necktie, i exclaimed, "oolala!"
when the waiter came with dessert, trudy exclaimed, "oolala!"
when the waiter came with dessert, trudy exclaimed, "oolala!"
by papermachete November 3, 2005
Get the oolala mug.(adj.) To be of sufficient value.
(adj.) What i am am not in the eyes of the most mondolicious babes.
(adj.) Deserving credit or having credit or merit; useful or valuable; honorable.
(n.) A distinguished person.
(adj.) What i am am not in the eyes of the most mondolicious babes.
(adj.) Deserving credit or having credit or merit; useful or valuable; honorable.
(n.) A distinguished person.
I'm not worthy, your highness!
I'm not worth of Claudia Schiffer; what a fox!
Wayne and Garth: We're not worthy!
I'm not worth of Claudia Schiffer; what a fox!
Wayne and Garth: We're not worthy!
by papermachete November 3, 2005
Get the worthy mug.the feeling you get when you realize that you're not doomed to eternal misery after all
the feeling you get when you realize the popo didn't detect the stash of pot in your chocalate starfish
the feeling you get when you realize the popo didn't detect the stash of pot in your chocalate starfish
by PaperMachete November 2, 2005
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