PaperMachete's definitions
That physics lecture was so boring ass, I fell asleep with my leg behind my ear and my finger in my ass.
by PaperMachete October 26, 2005
Get the boring assmug. 1. A phrase that can implicitly mean, "sorry, I'm a dumbfuck," "forget that," or "forget I said that because it's idiotic and incriminating." Often used when the person spoken to has no fuckin' clue what the hell you're talking about.
Idiom: 2. "Don't bother" or "don't trouble yourself, it doesn't matter" or "It's no big deal." 3. "Not to mention, or certainly not." 4. "It's none of your beeswax, don't concern yourself with that."
Idiom: 2. "Don't bother" or "don't trouble yourself, it doesn't matter" or "It's no big deal." 3. "Not to mention, or certainly not." 4. "It's none of your beeswax, don't concern yourself with that."
1. Me: You're so nadia, Nadia. You make my heart race and my head crazy.
Nadia: What!?
Me: Never mind.
2. I was trying to get some help with my cuckoo brain, but never mind, I'll figure it out on my own.
3. I can't talk the talk, never mind walk the walk.
4. Never you mind where I'm going to take a piss.
Nadia: What!?
Me: Never mind.
2. I was trying to get some help with my cuckoo brain, but never mind, I'll figure it out on my own.
3. I can't talk the talk, never mind walk the walk.
4. Never you mind where I'm going to take a piss.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the never mindmug. (adj.) To be of sufficient value.
(adj.) What i am am not in the eyes of the most mondolicious babes.
(adj.) Deserving credit or having credit or merit; useful or valuable; honorable.
(n.) A distinguished person.
(adj.) What i am am not in the eyes of the most mondolicious babes.
(adj.) Deserving credit or having credit or merit; useful or valuable; honorable.
(n.) A distinguished person.
I'm not worthy, your highness!
I'm not worth of Claudia Schiffer; what a fox!
Wayne and Garth: We're not worthy!
I'm not worth of Claudia Schiffer; what a fox!
Wayne and Garth: We're not worthy!
by papermachete November 3, 2005
Get the worthymug. (v.) 1. To waste time idly. 2. To mess up something. 3. To tease (goof on).
(n.) A silly or inept person.
(n.) A silly or inept person.
Because I goofed (waste time), I goofed (messed up) my speech, and even worse, Nadia goofed on (teased) me for it; now I feel like such a goof (inept person).
by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the goofmug. (n.) the sound of something flying by very quickly, deadlines for instance.
(v.) to pass by very rapidly.
(v.) to pass by very rapidly.
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by."
- Douglas Adams.
A snowball whooshed past my face, missing by an infinitesmal distance; I let out my battle cry that woke up the whole neighborhood.
- Douglas Adams.
A snowball whooshed past my face, missing by an infinitesmal distance; I let out my battle cry that woke up the whole neighborhood.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the whooshmug. by papermachete November 5, 2005
Get the gnarwhalmug. i. What you can find here between these two arrows ----> <----.
ii. Something important to Ben Kweller.
iii. The opposite of something. Something that does not exist concretely.
ii. Something important to Ben Kweller.
iii. The opposite of something. Something that does not exist concretely.
Nothing will stop me from getting some booty tonight! Except my face. And my girlfriend.
Ben Kweller: Nothing isn't nothing nothing’s something that’s important to me. That's right. And everyone’s a little nothing that is how it should be. That's right.
That's right - sha sha. sha doo.
Isn't nothing something?
Ben Kweller: Nothing isn't nothing nothing’s something that’s important to me. That's right. And everyone’s a little nothing that is how it should be. That's right.
That's right - sha sha. sha doo.
Isn't nothing something?
by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
Get the nothingmug.