fornication station

i. A place where people fornicate.
ii. A whorehouse.

A term I came up with just because it rhymes, and I was horny as hell.
Come to my fornication station, lover.

Tony and Tamela had hot, wild sex at their fornication station, a.k.a., out in public.

Come to the fornication station. The whores are whorifically sexy.
by PaperMachete November 13, 2005
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Pfff

I've got so much shit to do, pfff.
by papermachete October 28, 2005
mugGet the Pfffmug.

feeding frenzy

In its original form recorded in the early 1960s, it refers to the voracious feeding habits of sharks. From the late 1970s onward it came into use in its more general sense which means furious commercial competition.
Microsoft and IBM are in a feeding frenzy.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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yonder

adv.
In or at that indicated place: the house over yonder.

adj.
Being at an indicated distance, usually within sight: “Yonder hills,” he said, pointing.

pron.
One that is at an indicated place, usually within sight.

(dictionary.com)
Look over there at the big blue yonder.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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hellyo

a combination of hello and yo

hellyo is used only to address people in frustration or anger
by PaperMachete October 26, 2005
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failure

i. A good excuse not to try.

ii. One who fucks up all the time.

iii. One who goes to Yale but has the vocabulary and comprehension of a sea cucumber.

See also: George W. Bush, Dubya, Ashlee Simpson, Enron, Operation Iraqi Liberation
Homer Simpsons: Trying is the first step towards failure.

George W. Bush: I didn't misfailure the country! Honest! It's hard work being president! Realleh hard work! Even my daddeh says it's hard work! I don't get no break on Sundehs too!
Bob Bluebell: What a failure and a jerkwad.
by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
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cough

(n.) 1. Something you do to disguise what you're saying to mock the person spoken to. 2. A hack, splutter, clearing of the throat.

(v.) To hack, splutter, or clear the throat.
*cough*Fuckin asshole cunthead cocklicker motherfucker!cough*
by papermachete December 28, 2005
mugGet the coughmug.