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whoosh

(n.) the sound of something flying by very quickly, deadlines for instance.

(v.) to pass by very rapidly.
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by."
- Douglas Adams.

A snowball whooshed past my face, missing by an infinitesmal distance; I let out my battle cry that woke up the whole neighborhood.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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gross

n. An acronym for Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS from Calvin and Hobbes.

adj. Disgusting or inducing nausea or revulsion.
I can't stand girls; I'm joining gross.

Eating dog poo is gross.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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yonder

adv.
In or at that indicated place: the house over yonder.

adj.
Being at an indicated distance, usually within sight: “Yonder hills,” he said, pointing.

pron.
One that is at an indicated place, usually within sight.

(dictionary.com)
Look over there at the big blue yonder.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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ex

Some random shit I defined it as: What you say if you didn't want to hear something or see something as if to "ex" or slash or erase it from one's memory.

(n.) A former boyfriend or girlfriend.

(n.) A former anything.
*see picture of naked grandma* EX!!

Nadia: I love you, but I think we should spend sometime apart for a change.
Mike: EX!!

Genghis Khan was an ex-ruler of Mongolia and much of Asia.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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definition

What you're reading now, dork.
I'm a dork for writing a defintion of definition, as you are also a dork for reading this defintion of defintion.
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yuck

Formerly used as an onomatopoetic expression to describe the sound of laughter in '60s theatrical jargon.

A decade later was used as an expression of distaste, disgust, or revulsion by people who attended comedy clubs, probably due to the disgusting nature of the jokes told in a more vulgarity-tolerant society. Can also be used in its adjective form, yucky.

see also: blech, ew, yucky, ick, icky
Yuck-yuck, you make me laugh with your silly antics sometimes, Bob.

Yuck! There's a freakin' fly in my soup!
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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lax

not very strict or loose
i have lax morals. i fuck around.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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