Papa Moyer's definitions

Pump Gas

A term meaning "hurry up" or "go faster"

You better pump gas on that blunt if you wanna make it to Taco Bell before 2am

by Papa Moyer July 26, 2009

Crack Spot

The tits, the place to be. In most cases there are many dimes found present, but occasionally hoodrats are slayed. Commonly "the crack spot" is indoors, with ample amounts of alcohol, sizzurp, and common drugs such as marijuana and cocaine.

Just know my condo is the crack spot

by papa moyer January 11, 2010

Crackspot

The tits, the place to be. In most cases there are many dimes found present, but occasionally hoodrats are slayed. Commonly "the crack spot" is indoors, with ample amounts of alcohol, sizzurp, and common drugs such as marijuana and cocaine.

Just know my condo is the crackspot

by papa moyer January 11, 2010

Carrete

Chilean for party...aka the best parties in the world because Chilean parties are the tits.

quieres ir al carrete esta noche?

by papa moyer January 14, 2010

Golden Chowder

The father of the Swedish Surprise and perverted cousin of the Golden Shower, a Golden Chowder involves a male masturbating, but when he is on the verge of ejaculation, he covers the hole of his penis with his palm, painfully damming the semen in the shaft of his member.

He then proceeds to forcefully urinate while his load is clogged in this shared track, and the two fluids are promptly released together on a waiting female partner (preferably sleeping).

What happened to that girl that passed out in Jenkin's room? Oh, i think goodz and DK are giving her a double order of Golden Chowder

by papa moyer July 6, 2010

Swedish Surprise

When a girl goes to suck your limp wiener but you are really drunk from beer so you just pee in her mouth instead

A Swedish Surprise is a great way to break up with your girlfriend, and also worth 10 points on USW

by papa moyer July 6, 2010

USW

An acronym for "Ugly Slut Weekend". Traditionally celebrated yearly on the first weekend of December, but it's popularity has lead to the expansion of the holiday to multiple times per year. Average to good looking males who participate in Ugly Slut Weekend actively seek out below average to ugly girls for sexual activities.

Alcohol is not required but heavily recommended for the males to further decrease the already small chance of actually skeeting inside the ugly slut and risking a baby mama relationship in future

"No Slut Left Behind" is a the trademark slogan of USW. As an excerpt from it's mission statement reads: "to bring weiner to every slut in the world, no matter her physical appearance"

I heard USW started at SJU, which would make sense considering the amount of ugly Jersey girls that go there

by papa moyer May 15, 2010