Definitions by Palar Jones

Apocacryptic 

Post Woodstock philosophy in art and literature.

"I live, therefore I die." is rooted in apocacryptic philosophy.

Apocacryptic by Palar Jones July 31, 2012

Molepo 

Molepo In a flux. Contorted. In pain. Completely hammajang.

I paddled out at Pipeline between sets thinking it was a small day but when the sets came in it was double overhead and I thought I was going to die and now my body all "Molepo".

Molepo by Palar Jones July 4, 2011

Udu Udu 

Making love Hawaiian style.

...da moon was full and da stars was out and the waves was lapping on the shore..we had da beach all to ourselves so we went udu udu in heaven on Earth.

Udu Udu by Palar Jones June 27, 2010

nevah 

Never. pronounced nevah.

Did you ever regret growing up in a small town in Hawaii? "Ah, I no tink so because even if I stay living in Da Big Apple I nevah foget I from Ewa fo evah and evah."

nevah by Palar Jones May 4, 2009

montecka 

xtra large, jumbo, very big.

wow sistah, you keep on drinking diet pepsi and look you now...montecka!!

montecka by Palar Jones October 19, 2007

kahdaffi 

Term used when you are robbed in a drug deal.

I went give Robbie the money you went give me fo fill up da pipe and he told me he went give da money to Boxhead but I went see Ronnie and he went tell me Boxhead stay Maui so I tink Robbie went Kahdaffi us because I nevah even see Robbie from yestaday since I went see him at Jr's house in his car at hau bush.

kahdaffi by Palar Jones April 30, 2005

opihi hole

hawaiian slang for vagina.

"brah, she came home last night real late and when I went touch her opihi hole she went slap my head and told me fo go sleep even if her 'opihi hole' went feel real hot. I no can tink already.

opihi hole by Palar Jones April 30, 2005