DUI Triple Double

A DUI triple double is where you go twice the speed limit, have twice the allowed amount of alcohol in your system, and flee twice after being detained.

Suspect: I am averaging a DUI Triple Double this year.

Cop: You're proud of that?

by PWS27 May 22, 2017

Go ape

Go ape is a funny way of saying to lose your mind, or go ballistic.

I will go ape on you if you touch me again.

by PWS27 August 10, 2017

Running the shell

Running the shell means to run the defense.

My basketball coach tells us to start running the shell during practice.

by PWS27 April 08, 2017

marijuana peanut butter cup

A marijuana peanut butter cup consists of peanut butter, chocolate, and marijuana. What better way to sell candy than adding illegal drugs to the mix. Truly, a fantastic way to put a smile on any policeman's face when arresting a suspect.

Jordan Schafer was arrested on charges of felony possession of marijuana and three marijuana peanut butter cups in Florida. He was with the Houston Astros at the time and served a suspension stemming from the arrest.

by PWS27 July 11, 2017

Rock top

Hitting rock top means you have just experienced the greatest moment in your entire life. Truly, a moment that you will never forget. This is the polar opposite of rock bottom.

Sam: Mom, I just passed the bar exam. I just hit rock top.

Mom: Good job Sam! We'll have to celebrate!

by PWS27 April 24, 2017

Trump Meals on Wheels

Trump Meals on Wheels is when the Donald tried to get rid of Meals on Wheels for good.

Did you hear about Trump Meals on Wheels? Yeah, dude it's not wheeling around anymore.

by PWS27 April 07, 2017

Reverse psychology

Reverse psychology is thinking that is the opposite of how the human brain works. For example, if green is the color of grass, then it must be a primary color. However, we know that the only primary colors are red, blue, and yellow.

Sigmund Freud stated, "All of us are just trash." However, God created us for great purpose and Sigmund Freud is an atheist, so if you are a Christian this is totally Reverse psychology because it's just plain wrong and false. Since atheists are non-believers this is the normal way of thinking, especially from a religious perspective. Yet, the statement is so crazy that some atheists would probably convert to being religious just by hearing something this ridiculous.

by PWS27 April 18, 2018