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Teenage Sattelites

Teenage Sattelites is a Blink-182 song off of their 2016 album California.

Come and fill the atmosphere! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites!

-Blink 182

Bob: See that beautiful girl over there with that punk rocker boy? They're Teenage Sattelites.

Sam: I didn't know there was such a thing as a Teenage Sattelite. So, that's what teens look like from space.

by PWS27 May 10, 2017

Casual fine dining

Casual fine dining refers to a restaurant that has incredible food, but does not require strictly business attire and does not have white tablecloths. Casual fine dining restaurants have a family friendly atmosphere. Prices can reflect an upscale restaurant.

The Cheesecake Factory is a great restaurant. When I want to go to a Casual fine dining restaurant, that's where I go.

by PWS27 May 12, 2017

Mount Kushmore Wellness Retreat Tour

Mount Kushmore Wellness Retreat Tour is Snoop Dogg's upcoming summer tour for 2017. He's performing at sixteen resorts worldwide to promote his new single "Mount Kushmore." Kush is a strain of Marijuana from India (cannabis indica).

Are you looking for a new way to achieve optimal health this summer? Come and see Snoop Dogg in concert as he begins his Mount Kushmore Wellness Retreat Tour.

by PWS27 October 1, 2017

Over The Hedge

Going Over The Hedge is a funny expression that means to lose control of one's emotions, thoughts, or feelings. Named after the animated movie Over The Hedge.

The Energizer bunny went Over The Hedge because he had way too many cups of coffee one morning and banged his drum much more frequently as a result. Believe me when I say this, that cotton bunny tail was moving!

by PWS27 September 28, 2017

turducken

A turducken is a deboned turkey stuffed inside of a deboned duck stuffed inside of a deboned chicken. Generally, turduckens are considered a specialty food and are very popular in Cajun cuisine. Preparing a turducken takes at least 15-18 hours, requires many ingredients, sells anywhere from $60 to upwards of $250, and demands great attention to detail when seasoning and stuffing.

Even turkitarians get tired of turkey at Thanksgiving dinner and buy a delicious turducken to celebrate the day the pilgrims came to America and settled at Plymouth Rock, Massachusetts.

by PWS27 October 6, 2017

bridge it twelve

Bridge it twelve is the fundamental concept of Hung Gar. It's a connection between you and the other person and you facilitate control over your opponent. Usually, in either attack or defense. There are twelve bridges: hard bridge, soft bridge, crowding bridge, direct bridge, dividing bridge, stabilizing bridge, inch bridge, lift bridge, sending bridge, controlling bridge, settling bridge, and flow/reverse bridge. This is mainly used in Kung Fu.

Novice: Master, teach me each component of bridge it twelve, so I can become the best Kung Fu fighter in the whole world

Master: This will take a considerable amount of time, but is necessary in order to dominate every opponent you will face.

by PWS27 May 19, 2017

DUI Triple Double

A DUI triple double is where you go twice the speed limit, have twice the allowed amount of alcohol in your system, and flee twice after being detained.

Suspect: I am averaging a DUI Triple Double this year.

Cop: You're proud of that?

by PWS27 May 22, 2017