PWS27's definitions

turducken

A turducken is a deboned turkey stuffed inside of a deboned duck stuffed inside of a deboned chicken. Generally, turduckens are considered a specialty food and are very popular in Cajun cuisine. Preparing a turducken takes at least 15-18 hours, requires many ingredients, sells anywhere from $60 to upwards of $250, and demands great attention to detail when seasoning and stuffing.

Even turkitarians get tired of turkey at Thanksgiving dinner and buy a delicious turducken to celebrate the day the pilgrims came to America and settled at Plymouth Rock, Massachusetts.

by PWS27 October 6, 2017

"Ottoman" Empire

An "Ottoman" Empire is an empire of ottomans spanning rule of six centuries of ottomans in your family room.

We hit up Louis Shanks and now we have an "Ottoman" Empire in our family room.

by PWS27 May 7, 2017

Mount Kushmore Wellness Retreat Tour

Mount Kushmore Wellness Retreat Tour is Snoop Dogg's upcoming summer tour for 2017. He's performing at sixteen resorts worldwide to promote his new single "Mount Kushmore." Kush is a strain of Marijuana from India (cannabis indica).

Are you looking for a new way to achieve optimal health this summer? Come and see Snoop Dogg in concert as he begins his Mount Kushmore Wellness Retreat Tour.

by PWS27 October 1, 2017

Swaganometry

Swaganometry is a made up work coined by Young Thug in his 2015 music video Best Friend off his Slime Season mixtape. Swaganometry is a combination of geometry and trigonometry, but way cooler.

Take that boy to school, Swaganometry.
-Young Thug

by PWS27 April 10, 2017

donkey rule

The donkey rule states that if you ask five people something and they all give you the same answer, you know the statement is true.

I asked five people if fast food is bad for you using the donkey rule and everyone said absolutely!

by PWS27 April 25, 2017

fly on the wall

A fly on the wall is someone who plays the role of victim when a bully is abusing them in any way. This can include isolating oneself, hiding, and getting into a fetal position.

When I was in 8th grade at Gateway Acadrmy in downtown Houston, Texas a guy named Ryan Pierce bullied me everyday, so I hid in janitors closets. I felt like a fly on the wall.

by PWS27 August 16, 2017

Windows 8

Windows 8 is the worst Microsoft software ever because it is so non-user friendly. Why would
I want to save my documents to the cloud?

Windows 8 is much worse than Windows 7 because of how the software is designed.

by PWS27 June 3, 2017