Definitions by PWS27

friend girl

A friend girl is a girl you really like, but you're just really close friends and not boyfriend/girlfriend. You're still in the friend zone and that's ok.

Elizabeth Berryhill is my friend girl. We like to go on friend dates.

friend girl by PWS27 July 7, 2017

double negative statement 

A double negative statement is a statement that is redundant, so the result is positive. In other words the statement is an absolute, or no variable conditions.
(- -) = +
(++) = +

An example of a double negative statement is "leave me alone you stupid idiot!"

double negative statement by PWS27 July 3, 2017

Windows 8 

Windows 8 is the worst Microsoft software ever because it is so non-user friendly. Why would
I want to save my documents to the cloud?

Windows 8 is much worse than Windows 7 because of how the software is designed.

Windows 8 by PWS27 June 3, 2017

Paris Agreement 

The Paris Agreement is a treaty that was signed by the leaders of 195 countries. The purpose of the agreement is to signficantly reduce global warming and emissions by 2020. By 2100, the Paris Agreement intends to eliminate emissions altogether and end global warming for good.

I am totally in favor of the Paris Agreement because emissions and global warming are terrible for the envionment.

Paris Agreement by PWS27 June 2, 2017

Cocoroco 

Cocoroco is a Bolivian alcoholic beverage that is 96 percent alcohol. Cocoroco is sold in large tin containers and is sold as "potable alcohol."

Cocoroco is illegal due to its extremely high alcohol content.

Cocoroco by PWS27 June 2, 2017

Climatized 

Being climatized means you are severely affected by climate change to the point where you develop true fear.

Global warming scares the heck out of Jim. Poor guy, he must be climatized.

Climatized by PWS27 May 30, 2017

DUI Triple Double 

A DUI triple double is where you go twice the speed limit, have twice the allowed amount of alcohol in your system, and flee twice after being detained.

Suspect: I am averaging a DUI Triple Double this year.

Cop: You're proud of that?

DUI Triple Double by PWS27 May 22, 2017