PMax's definitions

chocolatier

A person who goes hogging and has sex with a fat chick.

John is such a chocolatier. He brought home a big fat fatty and had sex with her.

by PMax March 15, 2008

Spirits of St. Louis

A basketball team in the American Basketball Association during its final year, 1975-1976, before the ABA merged with the NBA. The Spirits of St. Louis were one of the few teams (the Kentucky Colonels were another that did not join the NBA in that merger. Moses Malone was a star player for the Spirits of St. Louis.

The Spirits of St. Louis were a fun team to watch during the days of the freewheeling ABA.

by PMax February 24, 2008

kute klux klan

A female who is physically attractive but also racist; a hottie who dislikes black people.

Bob: What do you think about Amy? She's pretty hot, I think I might ask her out.

Fred: Dude, she's decent looking, but have you talked to her much? All she says is nigger this, spic that. It gets pretty old.

Bob: Oh, so she's kute klux klan?

Fred: Yeah, dude. You should look elsewhere.

by PMax January 11, 2009

frump factor

The degree to which a girl is a frump, or the amount by which an otherwise attractive girl has reduced her attractiveness by gaining weight, dressing sloppy or not wearing makeup or doing her hair.

She was really cute, but sometimes she didn't look that great because she would dial up the frump factor by wearing big loose sweatshirts and ratty jeans.

by PMax March 9, 2008

Dr. J

Julius Erving, a Hall of Fame basketball player. Dr. J played college basketball at UMass and then went to the American Basketball Association where he played for the Virginia Squires and New York Nets. When the ABA and NBA merged, onerous financial conditions placed on the Nets forced them to sell the rights to Dr. J to the Philadelphia 76ers, with whom he had a fantastic career until his retirement in 1987.

Among other feats, in the 1976 ABA All Star Game during the first slam dunk contest Dr. J dunked the ball after leaping from the free throw line.

Dr. J was one of the great players from the American Basketball Association who also dominated in the NBA.

by PMax March 9, 2008

Tennessee palm pilot

The practice of writing something such as a telephone number on your wrist or hand.

Cletus got Marybelle's phone number, and put it in his Tennessee palm pilot: he wrote it on his hand with ball point pen, yup.

by PMax March 10, 2008

calorie queen

A fat chick; a fat girl; a woman who is overweight or obese.

I got so drunk that I ended up shacking up with a calorie queen.

by PMax April 13, 2008