by Pirate August 24, 2003
Whilst driving, the driver leans over and gives the passenger "road head" and then the passenger then steers the vehicle.
The other day my girl and I were driving across town and I asked her if I could get the co-pilot and I almost crashed when I came in her eye
by PIRATE July 19, 2016
Dang you I R TeH PWNzOR NAMEd CrEEAaM you beat me to it! ARRR Couple months off too. :(
Sitting in Chair Laughing!!!
Sitting in Chair Laughing!!!
I say rofl so much! But I have never acutally rolled on the floor while laughing, because I am such a lazy @ss. I should say sicl because its so much easier! Besides my sunburn hurts when I went in the sun for mor than 2 minutes that one day.
by Pirate June 20, 2006
What Ben Midgly always did after some scalls sparked him in the eyepiece with a pool cue. He was neva gna b caught shallow again.
by Pirate August 22, 2004
When playing capture the flag:
Winner: Hahahaha! all your flag are belong to us!
Loser: you people really suck.
Winner: Hahahaha! all your flag are belong to us!
Loser: you people really suck.
by Pirate December 07, 2003
Kickass band (apparent by huge follwig of fans) that plays 'emo.' Whatever that means, im not sure. Emo seems to be a hugely wide classification.
You can judge the lyrics of your own:
"the new year"
...
so everybody put your best suit or dress on
let's make believe that we are wealthy for just this once
lighting firecrackers off on the front lawn
as thirty dialogues bleed into one
i wish the world was flat like the old days
then i could travel just by folding a map
no more airplanes, or speedtrains, or freeways
there'd be no distance that can hold us back.
...
personally, i like nerdy their little intros:
the glove compartment isn't accurately named
and everybody knows it.
so i'm proposing a swift orderly change.
cause behind its door there's nothing to keep my fingers warm
and all i find are souvenirs from better times
before the gleam of your taillights fading east
to find yourself a better life.
...
You can judge the lyrics of your own:
"the new year"
...
so everybody put your best suit or dress on
let's make believe that we are wealthy for just this once
lighting firecrackers off on the front lawn
as thirty dialogues bleed into one
i wish the world was flat like the old days
then i could travel just by folding a map
no more airplanes, or speedtrains, or freeways
there'd be no distance that can hold us back.
...
personally, i like nerdy their little intros:
the glove compartment isn't accurately named
and everybody knows it.
so i'm proposing a swift orderly change.
cause behind its door there's nothing to keep my fingers warm
and all i find are souvenirs from better times
before the gleam of your taillights fading east
to find yourself a better life.
...
Im tough, i listen to slipknot. DCFC sucks, they are pussies. Since Ben Gibbard has a beautiful... i mean wussy voice, i can kick his ass, so I am cooler.
Im really inscure about my self image, all songs must be about murder.
Actually, im a giant pussy, and i cant listen to "the new year" without crying, so i listen to shallow death metal shit.
Im really inscure about my self image, all songs must be about murder.
Actually, im a giant pussy, and i cant listen to "the new year" without crying, so i listen to shallow death metal shit.
by pirate March 26, 2005