PHiL's definitions

tank

A fat bastard. One who is severly disfigured in the midsection.

John's getting so fat, he looks like a tank!

by phil March 2, 2003

cock

1. used by males for reproduction
2. used by males to piss
3. used as a toothbrush for sluts
4. used as a toy for masturbators
5. used as a whip by some male sadists

"after coming on jennifer face, phil stuck his cock in her mouth so she cvuld get it hard again"

by phil February 4, 2004

Lucage

Someone who worries or intimidates sheep.

Here comes Lucage, Hide your sheep!

by Phil February 3, 2005

egg white

when someone says something funny or smart then its an egg white oppisite of yolk.

"e=mc2"....yo nigga you just made a fact that shit some egg white!

by phil April 8, 2005

dissendium

1) A place where haddocks are a common hazard.

2) A place inhabited by insane, but charming, people.

"I thought my life was rubbish, until I found Dissendium."

by Phil January 27, 2005

coon poon

the nice tight, moist vagina of an african american girl usually between 100-110 lbs.

although not intended to be a racial phrase, it is rooted in anti-nonchristianity.

by Phil January 27, 2005

Dirty Hippy

someone who is being natural to their roots and not giving into what society says is right!!!
Woooo

You don't need to shower everyday to smell good. just spray a little lavender and jump out the door
Dirt Hippy styllliliiingggs :)

Phil is a dirty hippy, he has dreadlocks and talks about peace a lot.
LOOK now he's listening to bob dylan again..

...Also I think the smell of rotting is coming from his hair..
But whatever man he's cool because he embraces his dirtiness!

by phil November 19, 2003