PETER's definitions

simobionic

The feeling of GREAT sexual desire for centipedes and sumo wrestlers

i am feeling very simobionic at the moment

by Peter November 26, 2004

Squick

noun and verb. An instinctive revulsion to something, a combination of "squirm" and "ick". Used in BDSM subculture

You can whip her all night long and she'll ask for me, but belts squick her completely.

by Peter November 14, 2003

alphanumeric

An expensive car, especially one which serves as a status symbol. A suit covered anus typically will drive an alphanumeric. The term comes from the practice among most auto manufacturers of using alphanumeric designations on expensive car models, as opposed to the model names used for cheaper cars, e.g. Infiniti G35 vs. Nissan Altima, or Lexus ES 350 vs. Toyota Camry.

There's nothing like driving an alphanumeric to show people that you're a big shot.

by Peter January 1, 2007

special olympics hopeful

an insult; one who can only hope of being in the special olympics.

Matt's another special olympics hopeful.

by Peter April 16, 2004

Harvard on the hill

Typically of a Junior College; specifically of Moorpark College, in Moorpark, CA.

Bobken: So you going to Northridge next year.
Hidalgo: No, I'll probably go to Harvard on the hill.

by Peter April 15, 2004

krn

Shortened version of "Korean"
-Similar to "azn" of "asian"
-Used on internet blogs and screen names

"Iz he krn?"
"Nah he juss chinese"

by peter May 16, 2004

muzhiks

person from former sovjet union......??

According to them the tsar was bad, and so is the Soviet government. The only people they consider any good are those who ask nothing themselves, and give them everything gratis. Muzhiks--that's what they are!"

"Oh, I can't bear those muzhiks! I can't bear the sight of them--I'd shoot the lot!" said Burun, an inveterate townsman.

Burun's favourite amusement at the market was to go up to some villager, standing beside his cart, eyeing with distaste the town miscreants milling around him, and to ask him:

"Are you a crook?"

The villager would forget his cautiousness in his indignation.

"Eh?"

"Oh, you're a muzhik!" Burun would exclaim, laughing, unexpectedly moving with the rapidity of lightning towards the sack on the cart. "Look out, Pop!"

The villager would respond with a string of oaths, which was just what Burun wanted--he enjoyed it as the amateur of music enjoys a symphony concert.

by peter October 23, 2003