PETE's definitions

The Oxford

An old mans pub, inhabited by losers.

I would never go to The Oxford, what a shit pub.

by Pete January 26, 2005

Cubanlink

a style of jewelry be it neck chain or braclet

yo let me peep that cubanlink chain of yours
yo run your cubanlink chain

by pete November 27, 2004

Shithead

Another old man, trying to forget that he's an old man by going to a student pub. It doesn't work though, we all know that he is SHITHEAD

Hey, there's Shithead with his ugly woman

by Pete February 25, 2005

Trinity Pawling

Avon Rejects. You Suck.

Person one : Hey did u get into avon?
Person two : No, im goin to tp instead.

by Pete April 20, 2005

Crusty Craig

When an idiot passes out at a party and someone jizzes on their eyelids. Then, when they wake up they will try to open their eyes and it will be crustied shut with jizz, like when people wake up in the morning with crusty's in their eyes.

I wonder if Tully will be able to open his eyes when he wakes up, boy we really crusty craiged him last night.

by Pete March 18, 2004

gauge

The Hottest underground porn star ever, she'll do anything, bj's, D.p's, dry anal, cum shots, handstand anal. everything...

Guage loves it up the butt.

by Pete September 3, 2003

jacked up

This is a phrase largely equivilent to fucked up or screwed up. It roughly means "in a state of disarray" and is commonly used in the phrase "to jack someone/something up". In some cases, the meaning may be slightly altered by the fact that to get "jacked" can mean to be struck or injured.

That's jacked up man. I can't belive your girlfriend is cheating on you.

I got in a wreck last night. My car got totally jacked up.

by pete August 12, 2004