PETE's definitions
by Pete December 27, 2004


by Pete January 20, 2004

1.) I got three seconds left. This sucks an ass and a half.
2.) Her roast beef like labias smelled like ass and a half.
2.) Her roast beef like labias smelled like ass and a half.
by Pete April 16, 2003

A scale you would use to measure the "pukeability" of something. Is incredible diverse, can be used to describe the ugliness of girls, the disgustingness of food, or the unpleasantness of a stomach upset.
by Pete August 29, 2005

Durham (UK's) pitiful excuse for a nightclub. It was named after the 1971 film of the same name, and is known to be either the worst or second worst nightclub in Europe according to an FHM poll.
It's always packed with students who don't mind being crushed up against each other like sardines in a can. Can be fun though. It is also known for playing cheesy music.
It's always packed with students who don't mind being crushed up against each other like sardines in a can. Can be fun though. It is also known for playing cheesy music.
Girl) Are you coming to Klute tonight?
Guy) Naa, I've an essay to write for tomorrow.
Girl) Come on, its cheap drinks tonight.
Guy) Oh sod the essay, lets go.
Guy) Naa, I've an essay to write for tomorrow.
Girl) Come on, its cheap drinks tonight.
Guy) Oh sod the essay, lets go.
by Pete October 6, 2004
