PAUL's definitions

classic cheese

Old dance music that is very good, yet very cheesy

"The Rain" by Samira is a fine piece of clssic cheese.

by Paul January 2, 2004

Bitch Bag

A dress purchased by a boyfriend or pimp. THe dress is chosen not because he thinks the girl will like it. It is selected because the pimp or boyfriend likes how it might make his girl look.

Did you see Frank at the mall yesterday? He had like two new Bitch Bags for Sandy.

by Paul August 23, 2004

gash

something that is crap

That polar-necked knitted pink sweater is gash

by Paul December 4, 2003

EMS

Emergency Medical Service

1. EMT's are a vital part of the EMS structure.

by Paul April 9, 2006

crank hair

Pubic hair that is located on the shaft of the penis.

Dude, I got my crank hair stuck in my zipper.

by Paul June 20, 2006

mad cheddar

loadsa money

Since i started dealing crack on the East Side, I'm in mad cheddar, man!

by Paul October 21, 2003

history

A tale made up to explain to the wife why you came home drunk

You won't believe what happend to me on the way home dear........

by Paul December 25, 2003