PAUL's definitions

swart

woman with a large flabby ass; fat chick. Derived from observation of a woman fitting above description. The word "Sweetheart" was written across the ass of her pants. Only "Swart" was visible; the rest of the word was sucked up inside her ass crack.

Did you see that swart get into her car? It tilted a foot to the left!

by Paul June 18, 2006

math debate

masterbating

I had a math debate after lunch.

by Paul September 3, 2003

nipple head

when one's cranium resembles a large milk filled breast

grant . . . you need a hair cut because wearing your missus' bra on your face doesn't cut the mustard

by paul May 3, 2004

spawny

To be very successful without trying. Basically to be a lucky cunt.

When someone flukes a pot in a game of pool the phrase 'you spawny git' would be appropriate.

by Paul December 4, 2003

colon blow

exploding your bowels into the porcelain at about the speed of sound so that the contents of the bowl splash back up before you can slam your ass shut

grant has one of these every morning cause there is shit from ass to crack all over the toilet door

by paul September 20, 2004

bageled

drunk, inebriated, intoxiacated, shit-faced, out of your gord

the girl with the paul wellersdick got bageled at the party last night.

by paul November 27, 2003

EMS

Emergency Medical Service

1. EMT's are a vital part of the EMS structure.

by Paul April 9, 2006