Definitions by PAUL

Stoofek 

"A stoofek is a nitwit, always out of with with reality, who habitually busies himself with....I'm a stoofek"

First used in 9 Chickweed Lane on 4/22/2004 by Amos, he stopped short of defining a stoofek when he realized he himself was a stoofek.

Amos, and the insult he coined, will likely be confined to the dustbin of history.

Is Jared a total stoofek or what?

Stoofek by Paul April 23, 2004

Tim Trees 

by far the best rapper ever. representin murdaland to the fullest

"wayne jones gets dome in the 500 benz on chrome, talkin on my flip phone gettin mah dick blown"

Tim Trees by paul April 23, 2004

Distortion 

An effect used it many rock songs (Think Nirvana) that makes a guitar sound loud, gritty, and much more 'heavy hitting'

In 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' the opening riff is played clean twice then distortion kicks in.

Distortion by Paul April 22, 2004

mug chugging

when you really hate someone's fucking guts so bad that you offer to make them a cup of coffee and before you pour you rub your dirty sweaty cheesy balls all over the rim of the cup

hmmm . . . great cup of coffee you made there grant . . . but was the milk off cause I have a cup full of cheese !

mug chugging by paul April 22, 2004

shang wizzle

something to say when there's nothing else to say. usually gets some laughs.

*emptiness* "SHANG WIZZLE!*

shang wizzle by Paul April 20, 2004

fagwad 

the piece of bum fluff that hangs off a poofters ass crack

grant . . . why is that fagwad on the head's dinner plate ?

fagwad by paul April 20, 2004

gotchie

Underwear, stemming from the DP's of eastern European descent.

In his drunken stupor, he lost control of his bowels and dropped a tar biscuit in his gotchie.

gotchie by Paul April 19, 2004