PAUL's definitions

jail meat

a flimbsy male, generally in a federal prison who regurally has his anus intruded upon, thus his ass hole being extremely loose, constantly shitting, and, his rectum always pulsates.

that jail meat is mine in a half-our after jerome gets done with him

by paul December 3, 2003

deef head

when only your head is a deef

god you are such a deef head

by paul April 1, 2005

mug chugging

when you really hate someone's fucking guts so bad that you offer to make them a cup of coffee and before you pour you rub your dirty sweaty cheesy balls all over the rim of the cup

hmmm . . . great cup of coffee you made there grant . . . but was the milk off cause I have a cup full of cheese !

by paul April 22, 2004

Kemikal

To do something profoundly amazing, to be the greatest in your particular area.

To pull a Kemikal is like winning the lottery whilst sleeping with 3 women and killing your arch enemy at the same time.

by Paul October 12, 2003

bedonkeydonk

A big, round, muscular ass on a woman.

"Man, check out the bedonkydonk on that bitch!"

by Paul August 6, 2004

Maroon

a fugitive black slave of the West Indies or Guiana

Aaron Sands ain't black, but he sure is a maroon.

by PAUL August 20, 2004

dirtywhore

julie molina the girl who cody fucked in paul's guest bedroom while there were 4 people in the adjoining room and there was no lock on the door

Julie Is A DIRTYWHORE

by Paul January 13, 2005