PAT's definitions

Reyonce

A joke to get someone to say "what?", followed by the phrase "got him". This confuses the person very much especially if they do not know of Reyonce.

You: "You got Reyonce?"
Friend: "What?"
You: Got Him

by Pat June 20, 2006

Tomas Repka

The fucking best Czech defender West Ham United have ever had.

Super, Super Tom
Super, Super Tom
Super, Super Tom
Super Tomas Repka

by Pat June 19, 2006

half past two

A blanket responce to any question you do not wish to answer.
However, there are some cases where it will not work, which is shown in the second example.

Bloke 1, "Did you just press that big red button that says do not press?"
Bloke 2, "Half past two!"
Bloke 1, "What!? (head explodes due to confusion)"

Nagging Mother, "When are you going to get yourself a job and stop pissing your life away?"
Son, "Half past two."

by Pat June 18, 2006

Poon Monger

one who is frequently searching to get pussy.

wow my dad is such a Poon Monger

by pat May 13, 2005

orgtastic

really, really awesome; orgasmically fantastic

Those cheese balls were just orgtastic.

by pat May 13, 2005

glaronge

to put out a flame
like to put out a flame

Chris you stupid whore don't glaronge the flame its cold

by Pat May 13, 2005

cool lampin

the act of chillin, laid back, usually stoned

im so stoned, im just cool lampin in da crib, how i do

by pat May 13, 2005