PAT's definitions

Douche Licker

The act of licking douches

Dude 1: I hate the Cardinals
Dude 2: I too hate them, especially that douche licker Albert Pujols

by Pat October 30, 2004

Fiscally conservative

When one tells forgets his/her wallet and tells you that they will buy you dinner to pay you back on condition that it's the exact same amount or less than you originally paid.

(original origin.... Timmins, now the nations Capital

Hey are you going to buy me dinner. Sure as long as it's worth the same as a coffee and bagel.

by Pat September 9, 2004

fluckmucker

Socialy unexcepted person who belives they are going to be shot so they keep a gun tucked safely away in their asshole.

kIDS AT COLEMBINE AFTER THE SHOOTING

by Pat July 20, 2003

plattered

1. To be served on a platter
2. To have been fully destroyed in an argument by a devastating comeback

"You got totally plattered when he called your mama a biaaatch! ZING!"

by Pat February 11, 2005

reacharound

a homesexual activity in which the person doing them gives them a handjob

Gay peole love getting a reacharound

by Pat October 13, 2003

Hairy Babushca

A person who is extremely hairy in every part of the body

Maddie is hairy babushca

by pat June 30, 2003

glaronge

to put out a flame
like to put out a flame

Chris you stupid whore don't glaronge the flame its cold

by Pat May 13, 2005