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Douche Licker

Dude 1: I hate the Cardinals
Dude 2: I too hate them, especially that douche licker Albert Pujols
by Pat October 30, 2004
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Fiscally conservative

When one tells forgets his/her wallet and tells you that they will buy you dinner to pay you back on condition that it's the exact same amount or less than you originally paid.

(original origin.... Timmins, now the nations Capital
Hey are you going to buy me dinner. Sure as long as it's worth the same as a coffee and bagel.
by Pat September 9, 2004
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fluckmucker

Socialy unexcepted person who belives they are going to be shot so they keep a gun tucked safely away in their asshole.
kIDS AT COLEMBINE AFTER THE SHOOTING
by Pat July 20, 2003
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plattered

1. To be served on a platter
2. To have been fully destroyed in an argument by a devastating comeback
"You got totally plattered when he called your mama a biaaatch! ZING!"
by Pat February 11, 2005
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reacharound

a homesexual activity in which the person doing them gives them a handjob
by Pat October 13, 2003
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Hairy Babushca

A person who is extremely hairy in every part of the body
Maddie is hairy babushca
by pat June 30, 2003
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glaronge

to put out a flame
like to put out a flame
Chris you stupid whore don't glaronge the flame its cold
by Pat May 13, 2005
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